Kill the Dragon Game lol

Well, my friend thought me this game so i thought you guys would like it too.
The point of the game is that Me(the first poster) will list out some weapons, then the next poster has to find a way to kill a dragon with those weapons and give some weapons for the third

RUles

-Have to use only the weapons the top poster gives
-Maximum 5 weapons minimum 1
-twigs, cans every weapon is allowed.

Example-

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Blade
Arrows

I'd stab him with the blade and shoot one of the arrows on his head.
I give the next poster- twig and a can

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Id hit him with the can and break his eyes with the twig..

So time to give the weapons-

1. A bottle of soda.
2. A telephone.
3. A big blanket.

Here's an idea: How about we don't steal forum games from Anesis?

I would wrap his face in the blanket then beat his head with the soda... then I'd call a biker to run him over...

-alarm clock
-tv
-dead monkey

Oh alright I'll play.

I continuously ring the alarm clock to try and wake the monkey up. Realizing that he's dead, I get angry and throw the TV at the dragon.

1. Caramel Corn
2. Flashlight
3. Rubber duck
4. Nightwolf

Well, first I would rot it's teeth/fatally poison it with the caramel corn. (That stuff can kill ANYTHING.) I would take the flashlight and put it in my pocket, as I need to buy one and this will save me time and money. The rubber duck will be thrown at Nightwolf for a lol. Nightwolf will be hit by the duck for a lol.

1. One   (1) large bucket of clean air
2. One   (1) small pair of underwear, fresh from the package.
3. One   (1) sign that reads: "Ninety Nine Cents"
4. Three (3) drops of applesauce
5. Two   (7) cow nostrils

I throw away the applesauce, knock out the dragon with the sign, put all the smelly stuff by the dragon, hide under the buket of clean air until the smell goes away from the stuff I put down.

I hand thee:

- sword pie
- insta-drunk-for-dragons
- rocket launcher with long water ballon ammo *4 shots*
- power-bar-maker
- spagetti

I ignore the other stuff then yank the sword out of the sword pie. Then I get conquistador on the dragon.

1. A bottle of lube
2. A dildo
3. A copy of 'Debbie does Dallas'
4. A mess load of condoms.

I eat all of those items and then punch the dragon in the eye.

1. Plasma rifle
2. Matchbook
3. Eleventy
4. Tickety

I give the dragon a score of elevnty/tickety and it does insane... then I catch it on fire and beat it to death with the plasma rifle.


1. god

I eat God.

1. Smod

S'mod! He'll just edit the dragon's posts and make him super embarrassed so we'll have to call in another mod to ban hammer him cuz he's acting all stupid! And then hell be SO embarrassed, he'll KILL himself.

1. The Soundtrack to Metal Gear Solid
2. A small plastic toy, fashioned after a Desert Eagle
3. A gray headband
4. A codec implanted in your ear
5. One Russian ration

I call solid snake, and give him the bandana and load up the toy with time stopping bullets. All over with

1. Flash
2. Webcam
3. Dragon sprites
4. Cloud sprites
5. magic wand

I use the wed cam to talk to the dragon but when he sees my face he dies... I use the dragon sprites to make his family think he is alive and sell the magic wand for maney to buy a wii!

1.The Excalibur
2.The Excalipur
3.The Excalipor
3.The Exuacutor

I eat those items too, and then shit out a Massive Sword Of Ultimate Burninating Trogdor Power with which I slay the dragon.

1. Massive Sword Of Ultimate Burninating Trogdor Power

I take the Massive Sword Of Ultimate Burninating Trogdor Power and kill myself with it, but in doing so take my heart and throw it at the dragons mouth....hes allergic to hearts

1.XBOX
2PS1
3.N64

I'ld keep the PS1 and N64 and then make the dragon commit suicide by making it play JSRF

1. Air

I'd fart, contaninating it so the dragon suffocates.

1. a beach ball
2. a house key
3. Bob Dole's picture

I'd stick the key through the middle of Dole's picture, then stick both up it's ass. The beach ball would be inflated inside of it's eye.

1. "2"
2. "3"
3. A tampon

Id say 1 two three, and stick the tampon up its .............. noes (what did you think I was gona say)

ok you have a:
Cingular cell phone
a Virgin cell phone
a verizon cell phone
and a T-mobile cell phone

I walk around with each cell phone, constantly saying "Can you hear me now? Good." until the dragon kills itself.

1. Flapjacks
2. Church bells
3. Loogie

I would make him eat flapjacks until his stomach exploded the I would chock him with his own intestine. I would put his intestine in the church bell and use it like a pot to cook and eat them.. then spit a loogie in his face... just because...

1. A bag of ophans
2. A bag of puppies
3. A atom bomb...   

I open the bag of orphans, and puppies and give each orphan a puppie. In amazment the dragon thinks its sweet and turns around to go back to its den...that when I drop the bomb. (c im a nice guy)

ok you have
a toothpick
a hooker
and BOE's mother

(yes i kno the second and third are the same, just play along ) lol jk jk

After working her 10 hour shift at the safe the world factory and saving a bus of orphans from a drunk monkey my mom read that post and uses the dragon to beat YOU to death then uses you body to smash the dragon skull in...

1. A dead Nouman6

(mom jokes are low...  even if you were just kidding...)

Here's an idea: How about we don't steal forum games from Anesis?

well it was popular around there, so why not around here.
Its fun anyways, and i have taken teh "permission"

Back To Game-

I would let the dead Nouman6 get rotted and then make the dragon smell and eat him lol! He;d die of sickness (no offense Nouman ur rotted dead lol)

1. Zypher lol
2. BanisherofEden lol
3. DWARRA LOL!

I'd feed Drwarra to the dragon, Zypher would run away, boe would pee himself and i'd mosh the dragon to death.

___EDIT____
A wooden cane.
A pocket watch.
A fricken MONOCLE!

so fu what are our weapons?

Gave the dragon the monocle and the watch. Hit him with the cane, when he was doing the GROAINING i broke the glass of it and put it in his eyes and then i wear the pocket watch in which i see the time when i killed the dragon.


1. FuMannChu....'s House's plastic cup
2. Dwarra's House's plastic dish
3. Silverline's administration powers

I'd use silverline's powers to kill the dragon and the plastic items

1. Sugar
2. cake mix
3. eggs
4. oven
5. poision

Haha ill feed the dragon poison. Make a cake with suger/oven/cake mix.
And throw the eggs on the dead dragon.

haha

1. Biscuit.
2. Straw.
3. A straw stuck in a biscuit

I sit for hours trying to figure out how to get the straw in the biscuit, as everyone knows this is the best way to kill a dragon, then notice there's already a straw-in-biscuit combination next to me. Naturally, I throw this at the dragon and it dies.

1. A jar of mayonaise
2. The Bible
3. Orange tic-tacs
4. Pig fat
5. There will be no number five.

Quotes the bible, and mixes the fat, tic-tacs, and mayonnaise. Then, shoves all down it's throat.

I can't remember it now, but there's this REALLY awesome passage in there that would work here. It goes something like uh...He who is the enemy of God is also my own, and so it shall be God's hand that guides me in defeating him! Or something like that...hm.

OMG REP SYSTEM IS IN!

Uh...

1. The rep system.
2. A plus button.
3. A minus button.
4. Room for ONE POST.

I use the rep system to smite the dragon, eat the plus and minus buttons, and then post about it.

1.                                   
2.                 
3.                   
4.                     

1 hit!
2 hit!
3 hit!
4 hit!

SUPER COMBO!

  Player 1
WINS!

1. A bottle of Manly Tears
2. A bottle of armpit juice
3. Something awful
4. A pair of flip-flops made out of duct-tape
5. An empty wallet

Make the dragon depressed to death

1. an emo kid
2. a super hero kitten
3. a coward robot
4. a stupid wolf that casts magic
5. A diamond broadsword

I use the daimond sword to kill the Emo kid. Then me and the dragon party with the wolf and robot.

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1. Jesus Hitler
2. Actually you don't need anything more than that.

Jesus Hitler JH's the dragon to death.

1. A venereal disease
2. A kiwifruit

I'd ream the VD infested kiwi into it's kooter.

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1. My penis
2. A car
3. A pile of Hobbit Snot

I try to lift Fu's penis, but cannot due to it being way too heavy. So I drive the car into the dragon and eat some Hobbit snot.

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1. Nintendo DS
2. Nightwolf
3. Candleschtick

i have nightworlf play the DS then... i would light the Candlestick BURN THE DRAGON LOL!!!!!11111

1) a chicken

I kill both the chicken and the dragon with my bare hands.

1. a grain of sand
2. a molecule of water

I flick the sand into the dragons eye then skull fuck it. I would do something with the molucule, bit it's too small for me to see it.

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1. A Game Boy Advance
2. Dalton
3. A shoe
4. Week old Mac 'n Cheese

I would eat the mac and cheese, and get a tummy ache. THEN, I would have Dalton talk to it. The dragon would be severely creeped out by his lust for it's body, and begin beating it's head into a wall. At this point, I would offer it the shoe...which by now I have thrown up the mac and cheese into. It beats itself with the shoe, and my stomach acid burns into it's brain. I then punch Dalton, and play the Game Boy Advance.

1. lol
2. Rofl
3. lmao
4. a dry erase marker (no ink, you cheater)
5. *pop*

finding out the dragon is actaully a language teacher, I yell 1,2,3 out loud, making the dragon mad, then throw the dry erase marker into its mouth, and say the magic word "POP" and have it blow up!

1.Camera
2.Pluto
3.Paper (1) sheet

I take the dragons picture utill he passes out, the i make him choke on the paper.

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1. shaft
2.
3. 

throw the black man into the dragon, laugh sarcastically while it chokes, then cry manly like at the loss of a fellow man.

1.burger king

Whack the dragon with a Meat Spatula and then hold his head in the vats till he is burnt,
open the cahier draw and then close it on his head, I would then get a plastic knife and slice his throat.

a left shoe
a finger nail
a pot of luke warm tea
and a toothbrush

first I brush my teeth, then put on my left shoe. Finnaly when I see the dragon I take the pot throw it into the dragon's eye, next when it stops crying, does same with fingernail.

1. a dragon

I watch the dragons fight to the death.

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1. Pig Vomit
2. Cow shit
3. Elephant pee.

Well,I get Howard Stern to tease Pig Vomit, and Pig Vomit runs into the dragon, bawling about how Howard is so mean. The shit and pee are left to become one with the earth.

1. Dan

I stick dan up the dragoons ass and watch it run off a cliff.

1.Gernade
2.Pitch fork
(anchorman!!!!!)

I'll throw the GRENADE at the dragon, and then as i dont have anything to do, throw the pitchfork on his dead body.

1. Shit.
2. Manure.
3. Compost.



HAHA

The smell kills the dragon, and makes me throw up.

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1. a guitar
2. Adre from BLIND FUCKING GARDIAN
3. WELCOME TO DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I play the guitar so loud the dragon gets irritated, then i smash it on his head.
And he's dead. I do nothing with the rest of the 2 lol.
*yes we can do nothing*

1. The Fu of the Man of the Chu
2. D to the w to the a to the r to the r to the a
3. The arrow to the o of the n of the e .

Well me and Myself mosh into the dragon while Arrow shoots it. But Dwarra doesn't care because he's making a map.

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1. The map Dwarra made
2. A woman who wants my babies
3. Pop rocks

Ill make the dragon busy in seeing dwarra's map.
I'll make the woman who has your babies throw them at the dragon
so he dies, nothing with pop rocks


1. the z to the yph to the er
2. The Silver to the line
3. The THE to the ROTS

Nightwolf! Stop! Do you know who you are killing? your mother, and I am your father! We met in spring break 1200020 BC. It was a lonely night, until I met her! Then we had a baby wolf, who was you. I am a cat.

*dragon hears the truth and jumps off a cliff...

1.) Casket
2.) shovel
3.) dirt

I bury Nightwolfs mommy.........  so... much.... manly..... crying....

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1.Doritos
2.Andy Caps Hot Fries
3. Cheetos
4. Lays BBQ potato chips.

Nightwolf! Stop! Do you know who you are killing? your mother, and I am your father! We met in spring break 1200020 BC. It was a lonely night, until I met her! Then we had a baby wolf, who was you. I am a cat.

*dragon hears the truth and jumps off a cliff...

1.) Casket
2.) shovel
3.) dirt

I felt like smiting you so shut up.


I eat the eatables (veg lol) so the dragon gets teased to death.

uhhh....

1 Angry Siamese cat (consult siggy)
2 Pointless book's by soccer mom's looking to start a career though it's to late cause they didn't go to college and got married instead
2 [thingy]
1 [tang]
1 [...]

I give the soccer mum books to the angry siameese so he desrecates them, then when the cats all hyped i got the cat them dipped him in [thingy][tang][...]then when he's dieing i put him in teh dragons lungs and the both die

ookaaay

Beer
Rum
Wine.


kill him with it

I'd get him so wasted that he'd die from over intoxication.

A spoon
A lamp
A banjo

~Power-up

i shove all that up his butt and it dies from internal combustion

micheal jackson
glove

Make him eat the glove while continually hitting him with Michael Jackson.

-The first season boxed set of dragonball Z
-A pizza
-A guy's head

I watch the dragonball Z while eating the pizza. Grab the guys head and throws it at the dragon, the head explodes killing teh dragon.

-An eyebal
-Some OJ
-A cool looking penny

I'd feed him the eyeball, distracting him, then I would bribe OJ with the cool looking penny to stab the dragon and his friend to death.

~An in-door Air cooler
~Half a bottle of head & shoulders
~A little LED light in the shape of a snake

I make the dragon eat the shampoo, poisoning him. After he dies I play with the led thingy.
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1. An issue of Inquest Magazine.
2. a cigar
3. matches
4. a radio blaring the song 'The Gods made Heavy Metal' by Manowar.

I would play the song, putting the dragon in such a state that he reads the Inquest mag that I lit on fire. Which then burns it's face. I then pocket the cigar

1. Chuck Norris
2. Mr. T
3. Tom Cruise

i call all 2 of them over and let them kill the dragon while i watch chuck norris
jump kick me

stinkbomb
a teacher
laptop
steave o
wee man

I would give the dragon the stinkbomb, and let the teacher lecture him to death about stinkbombs. Then watch Steve-O throw up on the dragon, keep the laptop, and let Weeman be Weeman

1. Genie

I would wish for the dragon to turn into a hot chick and let me "fight" her.

1. A Nintendo Wii remote
2. President George W Bush
3. A slightly cooked TV dinner
4. A large turd

I would put the turd where it belongs,asking George to put it there. Then I would keep the remoter (cause I have a Wii) and the dragon would get food poisoning from the tv dinner.

1. stick
2. Jesus

I would put the turd where it belongs,asking George to put it there. Then I would keep the remoter (cause I have a Wii) and the dragon would get food poisoning from the tv dinner.

1. stick
2. Jesus

I would stick the stick up the dragon's ass and (WARNING1 IROCKMAN1 WOULD DO SOMETHING CHRISTIAN WITH JESUS. DUE TO THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOT ALL CHRISTIAN IROCKMAN1 WILL KEEP HIS STATEMENT TO HIMSELF) and ask for him to return me to my home.

So I get nothing...Well I would use the Irish Whip (he's a very small dragoon) then the Atomic Slam. Finally a good eye poink

(Side note- Yeah Christianity!)

1. Cigarettes
2. Lighter
3. Jack Black

I give the dragon the smoke, whick is really marowana and he lights it and then gets high, so he take jack black and has gay dragon on man sex and everyone dies from the fuglyness of there child

a) A rusty butter knife
b) D_S's Inside out panties
c) A nintendo D_S

*Distracts dragon with panties* Sticks the rusty butter knife in his eye and sells Nintendo DS to dragon in exchange for my survival.

1. A rather large trout
2. A feather
3. Rosie O' Donald

have rosie eat the trout then has bad gas kills herself and the dragon from the gas
and i use the feather for my own

a cat
pig
dog
raccoon
jerry springer

I make a raw meat stew, the dragon eats it, and dies of disgust.

A rusty banana
A bad joke machine
An eraser eraser (that's spelled correctly)
A receiver phone
An ATM card

i shove the bad joke machine into the dragon's brain, and now the only thing the dragon can say is really bad jokes. Then I jam the rusty banana (how can a banana be rusty?), the eraser eraser, the reciever phone, and ATM card into the badjoke machine. The dragon then commits suicide because he keeps hearing jokes about rusty bananas attempting to use eraser erasers to jam an ATM card into a reciever phone. They are really bad jokes.

1. Big Stick

I'd poke it with the stick until it died of boredom.

Lemme see...

A mousetrap
A set of consecutively large gears
A toy boat
A string
A giant anvil, bigger than the dragon himself

just stick the mouse trap on its tail to where it gets head caught in the gears, then i attach the string to the anvil and place it somewhere above the dragon. I then tie the toy boat to the other end so the dragon (the dragon likes toy boats of course) pulls the string with the boat and the anvil drops on his head.

this guy

Tell that guy to bore the dragon to pieces with his uber-long speech.

This guy.

I would kill Barney, then use my bare hands to kill the dragon
(Come on, the longer it is the funnier)

Nachos
Cheese
Habanero Sauce

i would create a sandwhich of this, and lure the dragon into my trap @_@

Me
You
and him.

I would kill all three of you, wait for your corpses to become bacteria-infested, and fling them into the Dragon's mouth, at which he would die of disease and the inevitable foulness of tasting foul people like those.

This idiot.

I feed the idiot to the dragon. The dragon invaraiablly gags on the idiot and dies. Sucks for the dragon.

1. One of these 

I'd show that thing to the dragon, at which he would say, "WTF IS that?!?!? I can't make head or tails of it!" which is completely true. He would inevitably die of lack of information.

A lightsaber fused to your leg.

I would use some awesome kickboxing skills and beat the dragon with the awesome lightsaber attached to my leg to death.

Sidenote: It's a Virtual Boy

1. Magical Skills

Use a fireball spell on myself... set myself on fire and roll around on the dragon's head until it burns off and the dragon dies through lack of a head

1) A kitten
2) A cannon
(You work out the rest =P)

Kill myself and save th dragon his powers XD
here ya go rune, hope it helps ya :b
1- Bush

*Kills George Bush (or did you mean the plant? O_o) and then runs away whilst a meteor drops on the dragon's head

You forgot to list som items. Damn I'll do it.


1. A Clump of dog fur.
2. Shit on a stick
3. some dude's nut sack
4. Anna Nicole's corpse
5. George fucken bush.

Throw Bush on the dragon (or to the dragon, dosen't matter really lol) and feed the rest to the dragon   

1- Tooth Brush

oops >.<

*Brushes Dragon's yellow teeth and say "Don't worry... i'm a Dentist! Muahahahaha"

1) Pie (As much as you like)
2) Seventeen frozen candles

Feeds the dragon seventeen pies, each with a frozen candle inside of them

Side Note- This game came back from the dead

1. A piece of paper
2. Stick
3. Toenail

Invent something with the items listed and shove 'em up the dragons...

1) 2 GBAs
2) Nintendo 64
3) Toilet brush

I get inside da dragon's stomach and exchange his guts with GBA wires, and zen I turn on N64 on mario64 so da dragon screams and I brush my way out... 

'ere ya go now Rune, if yer so smart solve DIS :
1-LOLY POP

Give the lollypop to the dragon and sneak off whilst it is busy munching on it...

1 twig

Name the twig George and then slam the George down the dragons throat

A german dude
A french dude
And a mexican

Run... they aren't about to help you against a dragon...

1) A Llama
2) A carrot
3) Another Llama
4) A bowl of cornflakes
5) Yet another Llama

I would eat the cornflakes, and have the three llamas fight to the death over half the carrot, the victor would be the greatest, and he would slay the dragon for the other half of the carrot.

I get no weapons, so I eat the dragon.


Weapons:

cell phone

piece of gum

lighter

Stick the piece of gum to my forehead... set it on fire... and start headbutting the dragon...

The cellphone was just for show O_o

1) Rocket Launcher
2) No Rockets O_o

Beat him to death with the empty rocket launcher.


Weapons:

Cd rack

Purse

Poster of Christina Aguilera

I use the pure evil of Christina Agulera's image to scare the dragon away, then I check if the purse has any cash moneys and if the CDs have any bands I like.


1. 3.50
2. The Loch Ness Monster.

Is the 3.50 just a number or currency? O_o

I pay the Loch Ness Monster to eat the dragon

1) A pen

It was money.

Also, I'd just stab the dragon with the pen.

1. Al Sharpton
2. Penis nunchucks
3. An issue of 'Big boobs monthly'
4. A kitten

I'd use the kitten and the penis nunchucks to beat off to the picture of Al Sharpton, then I'd give the dragon papercuts with the 'big boobs monthly' magazine.


Weapons:

32 toothpicks

pair of sunglasses.

Throw toothpicks in the dragon's eyes and put the sunglasses on just in case a toothpick decides to bounce off the dragon's eye and hit mine instead...

1) Yourself
2) A mirror

what... i would not like myself to be bait..-_-  stretched myself do some 20 push ups,2 reps,do a sprint run around the dragon until the dragon gets dizzy gets the mirror and let the dragon look at his reflection and died.

weapons:
1] a wii console
2] a can of sardines

Throw the can to get attention and tease him to death with my Wii!

1. A Game cd's serial key
2. The game cd's crack.

=DD

Try and make the dragon figure out what to do without the game cd itself... then sneak away after it is killing itself out of confusion

1) A mousemat

I cast summon with the +5 magic mousemat and the dragon dies.

Your items are:
1.A ninja
2.A bad speller
3.A chicken

Get the ninja to teach the bad speller to spell chicken correctly... and make the dragon watch so it gets so bored it commits mass suicide

You get:
1) Fresh air
2) A milligram of Francium

I thro away the Franicisium and i throw the EXPLOSIVE fresh air at the dragon.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Uses bean 1 to act like a jolly old bean
Uses bean 2 to face theb dragon with wild west music in the background
Uses bean 3 to command an army to attack the dragon
Uses bean 4 to egg the dragon
Uses bean 5 to kiss the dragon

You get:
1) Lasagne

I throw the lasagna at the dragon in a vain attempt, not realising it has an allergy to the wheat in the pasta, killing it... 

You have;

Deliciously_Saucy

ROPH

a Bed

O_O
I'd throw the bed at the dragon which would probably kill it... then leave the other two alone with the remains of the bed

1) Me!

I make the dragon look at your face

you have

1.)a microphone
2.) the lyrics to She Bang

forces the dragon to learn the lyrics to she bang and make him sing and he realises hes such a bad singer that he dies.

you have: potato
                 fork
                 and   
                 

Teases the dragon untill it breathes out fire and cooks the potato. Uses the shoop bean to shoot the dragon, which dies of massive exposure to randomness.... proceeds to eat the potato using the smart metal fork he's been given.


Next person gets:

1). A celine dion CD
2). Loud stereo

Turn on the stereo with the Celine Dion CD in it to the highest volume to kill the dragon by blowing his eardrums.

Weapon:
-Paper
-Duct Tape
-A Muffin

puts the muffin on top of the paper and when the dragon gets near, i duct tape his mouth and victory!

Weapon:
- :whoopass:
-
-

Introduces the dragon to the  who gets addicted to the wii....
the dragon loves playing so much that he soon fogets his most basic desires
such as feeding and pooping. The dragon dies of colon cancer.

You get:
1). A huge novelty bong
2) some weed
3) a rasta hat

I shove the hat over his eyes and kicks him to death and keep everything else for myself.

1. Kitten
2. Puppy
3. CUTE baby

use the cute baby as a bait for the dragon and throw the cat in its face and the dog on his tail.

Weapons:
- a mexican guy

I'd tell him there is a sale in the flea market inside the Dragons brain.

I give the next guy a Rush CD, a Cd player, Headphones, batteries and a sword. :p

I would slay him with the sword and put all the other stuff on him to make it look like he died listening to Rush.

DDR Arcade Cabinet

You play him a round in DDR after he said he could do it in Heavy. He does it on light instead claiming he needed to warm up first. But, while he is distracted, you take the back railing and jam it through his eye.

I give the next guy...

A 3 ring of death 360

gives the 3 ring of death 360 to the Dragon and tells him to fix it.
The dragon soon dies of extreme frustration.

I give the next person -

A rubber chicken
An omlette
A hand grenade shaped like richard nixon

I eat the omlette, smack the dragon with chicken and when i take out the grenade, and shove down his throat.

I give the next person,

The Legend of Zelda Phillips CD-i games.

I use the Legend of Zeldas Phillip games to Kill the Dragon from it's Horrible Lame Voices and Graphics...
And I lol at it's Failure.



I give the Next person a:

A False Bionic Arm
A Can of Spam
An Eggplant

I sware at my bionic arm, for being false, I eat the spam to make meh strong! and then I throw the eggplant at the dragon, seeing as how a kitten with an eggplant can kill a dragon instantly I win.

I giveth the next hero;

A Used Condom, A Silverlion, and some Buttsecks :3

I cover the silverlion with the condom here by capturing it.
I then kill the dragon with buttsecks.

Next person gets.
A wad of meat. A milk shake and a Packet of French Fries.
(figure that one out)

I mix all of the ingridients in a blender to make: THE ULTIMATE MC DONALDS PROCESED MEAL, FOR PPL W/ NO TEETH!
I make the dragon dring that crap, and it dies because it has never encountered additives before.

I give the next person:
generic anime hero clothes
generic weapon
generic friends
generic "friendship and teenagers can save the world" attitude

All the genric anime stuff give me power to use a Kamehameha on the dragon.

I give the next person:
a dead cockroach
asmall waterpistol
and some abc gum

throw the dead cockroach at the dragon and put some bubblegum on the floor, lure the dragon with the water pistol to an edge and throw some bubblegun at its eye and make it fall from the mountain.

Weapons:

A Cow
TNT

I put the TNT in the cow and give it to the dragon. the heat inside the dragons ignites the TNT and it explodes.

I give the next person:

remains of dragon
remains of cow

I use the remains of the dragon to forge a magical sword(!) and the remains of the cow to infuse it with the pwnsome cow spirit(!). I dramatically strike down the dragon with the Cow Sword.

I give the next person:

Dictator ship over a small band of humanoid cocroaches

I cryogenically freeze myself and tell the cockroaches to wait 500 years when the world gets totally nuked and they mutate into Godzilla and we all know


GODZILLA


KILLS

ALL.

I give the next guy Frank West from Dead Rising.

lawlz. Calls frank west and tells him that the dragon is rly a zombie queen, i'm sure he'll handle it cos "he coverd wars y'know". Frank West picks up random items and massacres the dragon.

I give the next contender:

A giant, and scary looking, but absolutely harmless/useless turtle

I kill the turtle, use its shell as an unbreakable shield and it's mort flesh to fashion into a spear and kill the dragon old school style.

Gives the next person a
PS2,
A copy of DDR Extreme Party Mix
2 dance mats.

GOGOGOGOGOGO

Instead of killing me I persuade the dragon to play ddr extreme party mix with me. We spend many a night on that game, dancing away and become friends. We went to eachother's houses, and slept over and terrorised eldery sitsens and had barbecues. Then the dragon died of old age, and I shed many a tear, for I lost a dear friend.

I give the next person:

The high school m00sical soundtrack

I put the CD in a player, and begin to happily listen to it. But soon, we notice a trickle of blood run down from our ears to our neck. Before we knew it the dragon and I were rolling around on the ground, blood spraying from every hole on our face. I soon try to overcome the pain and turn it off, but the intense corporate Disney teen sterotype pop music melts my hand, and I am unable to turn it off, and my head explodes, blood guts and Al Gore everywhere. Shortly after, the dragons head explodes.

Gives the next person a Xbox 360 hard drive.

gives the dragon the Hard Drive...but it realize its broken and go basllistic and kills itself

Weapons:

 Solid Snake

It's already over.

Gives the next person

Chuck Norris. But that is a double negative, Chuck Norris already killed the dragon.

So I guess I give them a pre-released copy of Bioshock.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU STOLE MY POST! I had a huge ramble going and you ruined it! I'm running away from home!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOLEN POST AGAIN!

Plays bioshock, doesn't like it and takes out his rage on the innocent dragon.

I give the next combatant
CASTLEVANIA GAMES! cos they're just pwnsome

I discard the games and convince the dragon to join a suicide pact cult.

D: < Thought you would be snekay, ah?

I give the next guy a canadian.

I'll make the canadian say "eh?" a million times to make the dragon explode because of stress.

I'll give the next person : a metronome.

Kills the dragon  of boredom.

Weapons:

 Michael Jackson

Mj tauches the dragon. He dies due to uzi. o.O

I give the next guy every picture ever shown on 4chan printed on paper.

I paper cut the dragon to death!

I give the next SPARTAN(!!!):

A maul

The Spartans dine in hell; main course - Dragon.

Gives the next person a whiny emo kid.

the dragon runs away...

a rake

I stand ontop of a large rock and hold the rake over my head and scream as loud as I can, gripping the rake with such force, I can feel the splinters stab into my hands. The dragon sees how dangerous the rake can be and panics and commits suicide.

I give the next guy a 52 set of every color sharpie in the world. But they don't work.

I shove them in the dragon where the sun don't shine, and the others in its mouth. It tries to breathe fire, but it won't come out either end, and it explodes. PWNED!

I give the next person a bucket of water. A wooden bucket of water.

hmm....throw the water at the dragons mouth and it cant breathe fire no more, and ill put the bucket on his head and it crashes on the wall and dies..

gives the next person.....HENTAI!

I "use" the hentai, and the stickyness acts as a glue, when the dragon steps in it. The dragon can no longer move, and it dies of hunger.

I give a javelin to the next mighty poster.

I take the aformented spear, write "DRAGON" In sharpie and throw it into Chuck Norris house and run off. .05 seconds later, the dragon dies.

I give the next guy a Paul Oakenfold CD.

I break it in half and slit the dragons throat

I give the next poster 300 Spartan warriors

I make them all attack the Dragon. Not a single one of them died, but sure enough, the dragon did.

I give the next poster a pair of headphones.

I hook them up to a soundsystem and set up like, 50 towers and blare some StoneBridge or Daft Punk for about 209 hours straight. The Dragon can no longer take it and his heart resonates so quickly it opens up an hole in the side chamber.

I give the next guy chewey.

I make Chewy throw a chewy granola bar off a cliff the dragon follows it because theyre so GD GOOD.




Next poster gets 45850 EXP just from hearing the story......