THE COURTROOM (TRIAL 2 START)

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We are here today for the trial of one Hairy Butts. The defendant supposedly murdered his T.V.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2008, 09:41:49 AM by Dr_Sword »


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Yeah, Larry Butz
(What kind of judge is this?)

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Whatever would the prosecutor like to bring in a witness

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Yes you're honor, I would like to call Tay Zonday to the stand.

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I move away from the mic to testify

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Yes, well can you state your name and profession?

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My name is Tay, T-A-Y, thats T-A-Y to the Z.

And I'm just a musician living the Internet Dream

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(Wow how many times has this guy gone through puberty)

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Mr. Zonday can you please tell me what you saw on the day of the murder.


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Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.

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Is that all?

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Nick, his testimony was pretty tight, I don't think you're going to find any contradictions.

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(Yeah I dont think I can find anything wrong)


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Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2390076

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It's a song, look heres the music video. You can see him kill the TV in the beginning.

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MR. ZONDAY THIS IS CRUCIAL EVIDENCE WHY DID YOU NOT PRESENT THIS BEFORE THE CASE

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I thought everyone had seen it already :3

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This guy is full of himself

*Video of the crime added to evidence*

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MR. WRIGHT I WILL NOT HAVE YOU BADGERING MY WITNESS
(Even though he is messed up)

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(DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!)

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Phoenix get on with it.

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What the hell happened to your boo-

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O hay Chief >_>

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Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.

OBJECTION
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I'm over here

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Oh right, sorry.

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You said "This man ran up with a sledgehammer and smashed my TV

YET IN THE VIDEO IT IS CLEARLY A WOMAN, THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE DOES IT.

How could Larry smash the TV, if it was a woman.

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The answer is simple, Larry obviously had a sex change.

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Makes sense...

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YEAH WELL FUCK YOU GUYS

I'm not a woman ;-;

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Tch, not anymore

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(Heh, I always wondered about him)

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ORDER!

Today's trial is over, I want the defense and prosecution to look into this sex change affair.

Oh yeah, you can talk about the trial now.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2008, 07:11:57 AM by Dr_Sword »

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One of dese days Firerain, BANG, ZOOM, STRAIGHT TO DA MOON!

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« Last Edit: January 20, 2008, 11:18:20 AM by Dr_Sword »
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Court is now in order, would the prosecution like to call a witness to the stand?

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Uhhh, yeah I'd like to call...

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The dude from the Big Lebowski?

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Well....where is he?

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Sorry I'm late I found some cheetohs laying on the couch.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?!

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IT'S DANGEROUSLY CHEESY >:O

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OHHHHH YEEAAAAAAHHH

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WHAT

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FUCK?!

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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. I mean really, they were only like a month old or sth.

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It means SOMETHING, ROFL!

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What is this fgtry?

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Please ignore that bullshit. We have a witness incoming that has some crucial evidence. Chewey?
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Evidence Destroyed ;-;
« Last Edit: January 20, 2008, 06:10:27 PM by Dr_Sword »

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Not this thread again >B|
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Evidence Destroyed ;-;

FUCK YOU SWORD I FORGOT TO SAVE IT
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SKANKER YOU ARE NOW IN CONTEMPT OF COURT, ONE MORE OUTBURST AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE ARRESTED

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YOU FAGGOT COCKSUCKER YOU FUCK UR MOM YOU INCEST OFFSPRING PIECE FO SHIT FGT
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SKANKER YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

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This witness is getting us nowhere, Edgeworth do you have any more witnesses

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Yes your honor, I have one more.

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Well who is it?

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He is the King of The Sea

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Neptune...?

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NO BITCH, IM SEAKING!

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YOU'RE A FISH?!

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HOW DO YOU EVEN RELATE TO THIS CASE?!

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WELL I USED TO BE THIS PIECE OF SHIT

THEN I FOUND THIS

AND I WAS LIKE "HOLY FUCK I HAVE A PENIS"

*waterstone added to Court Record*

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Wait was that just your testimony?

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WELL I USED TO BE THIS PIECE OF SHIT

THEN I FOUND THIS

AND I WAS LIKE "HOLY FUCK I HAVE A PENIS"

*waterstone added to Court Record*


Nick, think about it, I know there has to be something wrong

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(Wait)

OBFUCKINGJECTION

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WHAT?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?!

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If you look closely, this water stone only transforms water types.


AND LARRY IS CLEARLY NOT A WATER TYPE! CLEARLY!

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!!!!!!!!!

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ORDER!

Seeing as the defendant is not a water type, there is no way he could've gotten a sex change, and therefore he is
NOT GUILTY

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WELL I USED TO BE THIS PIECE OF SHIT

THEN I FOUND THIS

AND I WAS LIKE "HOLY FUCK I HAVE A PENIS"

*yaoi added to Court Record*
Interesting...

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How is that I am...so defeated?



I don't fuckin' know, SEAKING!



Ha...sarcasm.


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Oh yeah you guys decide what happens in the next trial

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Animefan is accused of beating a woman to death.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
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And Cthulhu is accused of beating a dead horse.

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And Cthulhu is accused of beating a dead horse.
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Animefan is accused of the kidnapping, rape, and murder of Maya Fey.

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Ok we are here today for the trial of Animefan.
He tried to poison Chewey's balls, at which he failed, he then became aggressive and attacked Hank Hill with airsoft guns. A lethal shot placed in Mr. Hill's forehead is the cause of death.

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Wow thats pretty fucked up, would the prosecution like to call a witness?

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Yes I would like to call Chewe-

Um... Mi- Mister E-Edg-Edgeworth sir?

What?

The witness isn't here yet

Sticky Note: Oh hey I'm tired and going to bed, I guess I'll finish this later (CLIFFHANGER: WHO WILL BE THE NEXT WITNESS?!)

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Is there a bathroom nearby?

Just use Sword in his sleep :3
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Wasn't I the judge?

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Just use Sword in his sleep :3

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh this is so fucking funny I necro'd.

HAHAHA HE DIDNT NECRO LOOK AT THE DATE FAGGOT

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh this is so fucking funny I necro'd.

HAHAHA HE DIDNT NECRO LOOK AT THE DATE FAGGOT
Lol wtf? This topic said it had a new post.

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Because you maybe didnt read it

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Everything is marked as "read." All recent posts, at least. As in the first page of 7yay.