Ask a God

Why are you a god?

What's snow :DDDDD?

~Winged

You're too young for me to answer that question.

I always thought snow was the dandruff from when God was headbanging.

It isn't.

What did you have for lunch today?

I didn't.

lol

Can you kill Spiderman fur me?

I can. But I won't.

Could you destroy the universe with dust bunnies?

I could destroy you with dust bunnies.

Why are you a god?

That should be self-evident.

How godly of a god are you, Mr. God?

Pretty damn godly.

ohh...too much information >o<" (My mind is blinded!)

~Winged

I have a question for God...

Can you tell me who's going to be my husband? Is he rich? Or is it she? (LMAO, total joke)

I have a question for God...

Can you tell me who's going to be my husband? Is he rich? Or is it she? (LMAO, total joke)

Doesn't really matter, you're going to die soon anyways.

...Now you scared me... >.<
*sob*

To be fair, anything less than 100 years is soon when you're immortal.

Screw you Gilga God, now Jap is prepared and all. There goes my murder plan.
i mean...friends =D

Btw, can you make me a semi-God?

He can, but he doesn't want to. XD

I would except for the part where I won't.

Why is this thread called "Ask a God" and not "Ask God" Does that mean there are other gods? And if yes, do you have many orgies?

There may or may not be other gods, we may or may not sometimes have sex.

Uhm, God, I have a question again...

Why are God immortal?

once again, can you make me a semi-God?

Uhm, God, I have a question again...

Why are God immortal?

I need to be immortal so that I can party and have fun longer. Obviously.

Okay, don't make me a semi God.

Some people aren't relegious and don't believe in you, whadya say to that now that they have seen that you exist?

Some people aren't relegious and don't believe in you, whadya say to that now that they have seen that you exist?

I don't really care that much.

Who made joo?

I made me, naturally.

Do you have a bastketball?

I have ten thousand basket balls and a court the size of a city. Giants made of stone face off head to head in a never ending struggle upon it's glistening surface.

Don't you play ;-;?

They complain because I always win.