Post Of The Year

Get searching! Here, link what you feel is the best post you have seen so far this year. Be it  that it made you cry with laughter, be shocked or it simply owned, nominate one here.

Why is being fat insulting. I'm fat. And I kick utter ass. People should be more like me, so if you're fat you're on your way to being as totally kick ass as FuMann- Mother Fuckin'- Chu

It appears all of the threads on my Legacy of Naphe thread don't work anymore, so I'll just say that his "i'll take the action that no one will like" post is my vote.

I totally forgot about that one! Zypher has picked the best one for SURE.

Legacy of Naphe!

Yes, for here I have compiled a brilliant story, filled with action, drama, and an ending that will truly bring you to tears! (Whether these are tears of sadness or tears of joy is up to you.) Now, let's start from the beginning!

One fateful day, on September 24, 2006, a man named Naphe joined. He was a generous guy, and a proud one too. Eventually, though, that pride would go to his head and turn the young man insane.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3409

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3413

From these two topics we can see that the young man was eager to help those around him, and offer assistance to people who needed it. It could be argued that in doing so he was only showing how much smarter he is than everyone else to have to help them. However, there's no way to conclude such a claim, and so debate may still continue over it.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3441

Here is another topic that shows Naphe helping a RPG maker in need. However, he only helps him so far, and when Bloods The Hedgehog asks for Naphe to be more specific, he fails to respond. From this we can conclude that Naphe may very well have just been feeding Bloods bullshit, to make it seem like he was smart enough to be able to help. While not a serious problem in itself, we will see that later in the legacy, he will only get worse and worse.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3417

In this topic, Naphe shows that his need to be accepted as a genius drives him further and further. He challenges Blizzard on the best method to answer Marlune's question, claiming that tutorialistic and overly complex instructions are best. Blizzard prefers to give simple and to-the-point instructions. Which is more valuable? You decide.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3438

Naphe claims that he "finally has a way" to do what was asked, despite the fact that HaloOfTheSun had already linked to a site with many tutorials that do what was asked.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3415

This is one of Naphe's better responses. He helps out Bloods yet again, and although he claims that he's "alway's right, it's just that way," he did help out all the same. However, this is simply the calm before the storm.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3451

And here we are! This was Naphe's official Aerion Online topic, before he moved it to the Trash. In it, he made his forum-famous claim about how he had made graphics so good no computer could run them. He also claimed he had ties to Square Enix, and was given this professional opinion by them. Some members, such as GilgameshRO, automatically saw this as a load of bull. Others, such as Blizzard, either gave him the benefit of the doubt or believed it entirely. This topic would be alluded too many times in later days.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3281.msg92670#msg92670

In Blizzard's topic for Chaos Project: Nemesis' Wrath(TM), Naphe gives Blizzard a long drawn out warning about how he is required by law to give credit to everyone he ripped sprites from. Again, GilgameshRO chimes in, this time informing Naphe of how unnecessary his comments were. Naphe responds to this by saying "I'm just pointing it out, and you shouldn't go about harrassing someone for a simple "opinion", you might not know what will happen." Thus begins his laundry lists of phony, ridiculous threats.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3665

Naphe opens his official Scrap Shop! This compilation of resources includes recolored RTP sprites, and large pictures of the graphics he claimed were playable on his old Aerion Online game. He was saved from being called out in this topic, but never fear! You'll see plenty more action as the legacy continues.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3636

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=1844

Naphe shows his asshole side in these topics by bragging about how he's done the impossible by making simple event tutorials, after Deadly_Diablo and Zeriab gave him perfectly understandable instructions on how to do it.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3729

Naphe becomes angry at a kid and condemns him, because he had not fixed a problem with Naphe's self-proclaimed "working solution," which, obviously, did not work.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3799

And here lies the RPG Maker Vista thread! Naphe starts this one off with a bang by posting fake pictures of what he claimed to be the beta version of RPG Maker Vista, but were in fact screenshots of RPG Maker 3 for PS2. Naphe then begins to impress his superiority upon the forums by claiming to know more about computers than anyone could ever hope to comprehend. It was at this point that the general community started to express how they disliked Naphe's ego.

http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3822

I'm only posting this one because I called him out, but he just simply closed it with that same stupid message he put on half his other threads.

PART 2: COMING SOON.

The links may not all work anymore, but the fact Zypher took the time to let us look back on one of the most hated members here ever's most horrible posts is pretty awesome.

Yes, for here I have compiled a brilliant story, filled with action, drama, and an ending that will truly bring you to tears! (Whether these are tears of sadness or tears of joy is up to you.) Now, let's start from the beginning!

I also vote Zypher!

This made me Laugh so hard:- http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,1431.0.html

I'm going to have to side with LoS and say that Dr. Sword's backyard inferno is just too epic to pass up.

ZOMG A whore! I hope you have a vagina, or that would of been the creepiest post in the history of posting posts.

I! RON! Y!

More like Y! M! C! A!

FUNNY

I can't decided.

The Dr. Sword's backyard inferno or Zypher's Legacy of Naphe post
Both are brilliant and epic. Luckily I can nominate them both, so that's what I'll do.

I wonder how many people understood my part of that post...