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Ah yes, now would be the time to post all those lines that show creativity, wit, and most importantly, hilarity. Such as:

It's not that I have a problem with stupid people I mean, a lot of my friends are stupid people, it's just that I think we should take warning labels off of things and let the problem fix itself.

That line was one of my own, but say, this one

This isn't a war, it's an extermination. This is like men fighting maggots, or dragons fighting wolves, or men riding on dragons throwing wolves at maggots!

Thats from Scary Movie 4.
please, put down your line, and it's source.
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That line was one of my own
It wasn't.
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Where did you hear that? And so you know my friend wrote that.
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Surprisingly I've heard this myself :police:

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Same here.
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Same here.

And I have. Not sure where though, think it was a movie...clerks?

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I was thinking a comedian.  Maybe someone who has been on Comedy Central Presents or something

Here's something funny (I guess) that I said recently:

Friend (male):  I would go gay for Zero.
Me:  I would go straight for Zero.
Friend:
Me:  I'm joking.