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Kill the Dragon Game lol

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*Distracts dragon with panties* Sticks the rusty butter knife in his eye and sells Nintendo DS to dragon in exchange for my survival.

1. A rather large trout
2. A feather
3. Rosie O' Donald


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wakka wakka wakka
have rosie eat the trout then has bad gas kills herself and the dragon from the gas
and i use the feather for my own

a cat
pig
dog
raccoon
jerry springer

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I make a raw meat stew, the dragon eats it, and dies of disgust.

A rusty banana
A bad joke machine
An eraser eraser (that's spelled correctly)
A receiver phone
An ATM card

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i shove the bad joke machine into the dragon's brain, and now the only thing the dragon can say is really bad jokes. Then I jam the rusty banana (how can a banana be rusty?), the eraser eraser, the reciever phone, and ATM card into the badjoke machine. The dragon then commits suicide because he keeps hearing jokes about rusty bananas attempting to use eraser erasers to jam an ATM card into a reciever phone. They are really bad jokes.

1. Big Stick

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I'd poke it with the stick until it died of boredom.

Lemme see...

A mousetrap
A set of consecutively large gears
A toy boat
A string
A giant anvil, bigger than the dragon himself
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just stick the mouse trap on its tail to where it gets head caught in the gears, then i attach the string to the anvil and place it somewhere above the dragon. I then tie the toy boat to the other end so the dragon (the dragon likes toy boats of course) pulls the string with the boat and the anvil drops on his head.

this guy :atma:

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Tell that guy to bore the dragon to pieces with his uber-long speech.

This guy.
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I would kill Barney, then use my bare hands to kill the dragon
(Come on, the longer it is the funnier)

Nachos
Cheese
Habanero Sauce

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i would create a sandwhich of this, and lure the dragon into my trap @_@

Me
You
and him.
Arlen is hot.

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I would kill all three of you, wait for your corpses to become bacteria-infested, and fling them into the Dragon's mouth, at which he would die of disease and the inevitable foulness of tasting foul people like those.

This idiot.
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I feed the idiot to the dragon. The dragon invaraiablly gags on the idiot and dies. Sucks for the dragon.

1. One of these  :vb:

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I'd show that thing to the dragon, at which he would say, "WTF IS that?!?!? I can't make head or tails of it!" which is completely true. He would inevitably die of lack of information.

A lightsaber fused to your leg.
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I would use some awesome kickboxing skills and beat the dragon with the awesome lightsaber attached to my leg to death.

Sidenote: It's a Virtual Boy

1. Magical Skills

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Use a fireball spell on myself... set myself on fire and roll around on the dragon's head until it burns off and the dragon dies through lack of a head ^_^

1) A kitten
2) A cannon
(You work out the rest =P)
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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Kill myself and save th dragon his powers XD
here ya go rune, hope it helps ya :b
1- Bush

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*Kills George Bush (or did you mean the plant? O_o) and then runs away whilst a meteor drops on the dragon's head ^_^
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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So about that money...
You forgot to list som items. Damn I'll do it.


1. A Clump of dog fur.
2. Shit on a stick
3. some dude's nut sack
4. Anna Nicole's corpse
5. George fucken bush.

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Throw Bush on the dragon (or to the dragon, dosen't matter really lol) and feed the rest to the dragon    :)

1- Tooth Brush

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oops >.<

*Brushes Dragon's yellow teeth and say "Don't worry... i'm a Dentist! Muahahahaha"

1) Pie (As much as you like)
2) Seventeen frozen candles
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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Feeds the dragon seventeen pies, each with a frozen candle inside of them

Side Note- This game came back from the dead

1. A piece of paper
2. Stick
3. Toenail

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Invent something with the items listed and shove 'em up the dragons...

1) 2 GBAs
2) Nintendo 64
3) Toilet brush
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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I get inside da dragon's stomach and exchange his guts with GBA wires, and zen I turn on N64 on mario64 so da dragon screams and I brush my way out...  :P

'ere ya go now Rune, if yer so smart solve DIS :
1-LOLY POP

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Give the lollypop to the dragon and sneak off whilst it is busy munching on it...

1 twig
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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Holier then Jesus.
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Name the twig George and then slam the George down the dragons throat

A german dude
A french dude
And a mexican

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Run... they aren't about to help you against a dragon...

1) A Llama
2) A carrot
3) Another Llama
4) A bowl of cornflakes
5) Yet another Llama
Sincerely,
Your conscience.