I think the title should be as long as possilbe. Something like:
Final Fantasy Crankeye ~ With Blizzard as a spell and Dwarra as the main villain. Of course there will be some chocobos, you can't have Final Fantasy without chocobos. And crystals! Now in the form of cubic zirconium!! Yes, get yours now for $29.99 while supplies last! But wait, there's more! Arrowone, Silverline, Yossy, FuMannchu, HaloOfTheSun, and a handful of other people you've probably never heard of, yes, all right here in this one game. Batteries not included, non toxic, and probably not fun for all ages. OH AND MOOGLES! How can you forget moogles? You can now get moogles a la mode! Just in time for the holiday season.