Joe Kick Ass is the greatest name in the history of names. Your mind cannot grasp how awesome it is. Think All the dude has to say is "I'm Joe Kick Ass" Then people know what's gonna happen, people will be Skull Fucked. And considering Joe Kick Ass beat the hell out of any one who pissed him off, he never stopped Kicking Ass. Hell, when that Character wasn't killing things, he was pissed because he wasnt killing things.
Ifrit sits on his ass all day until he gets summoned.
Joe Kick Ass is kicking ass 24/7. Ifrit Kick ass about once a week.