Story RPG

On the floor. You eat it, contract AIDs, and die. New story.

Your hanging from a cliff, what you do foo?

A) Fall
B) Call Blizzard (lol)
C) Play Checkers
D) Post on the forums

FALL, FALL, FALL, FALL, FALL!

You think fall, but you post on the forums. Next story 

You're walking down the street , then you see me run at you with a rapier in each hand screaming, "Beer, blood, booze and thunder!!!" What do you do?

A) Run
B) Get your ass kicked
C) Convince me to kill some other guy
D) Say that your a high level Warlock and it would be foolish to attack you.

C)

That the other guy is dead, what do you do?

Errrrrrrruhhhhhhhh.... D)

Okay, I believe you.... now what?

We travel in search of something to eat/maim.

Okay so we walk around and find Trogdor. What should we do?

A) Get Burninated
B) Make a dragon hyde rug.
C) Use your mysical Warlock abilities
D) Let me mosh pit Trogdor

MOSH AWAY!

you accidentally throw him into a lake. New story 

You see a Robed man. He gives you drugs. Will you take them?

A) Yes
B) No
C) Shoot him
D) Faint

B)

The Robed man leaves. A hour later he appears with 2 swords. What shall you do?

A) Run
B) Fight
C) Use Bruce Lee's Skills to beat him.
D) Summon Meteors

B)

Suddenly he just blows up (probably cuz he was on cocaine during the battle xD!) Next story!

Nikolai It was Arrowone's turn to go.

You go and fight him using a gun. He goes and slices your arms off and you regrow them back .(Don't ask.) So you shoot him in the chest and kill him. You now walk home but suddenly 10 police with guns out try to shoot you. What shall you do?

A) Run
B) Tell them it wasn't your fault
C) Hide

B. They believe that it was self defense and they drive off. Next!

A giant tomato rests before you. You walk up, and start trying to push it out of your way, when it speaks!

"Mmmf. I was sleeping! What is wrong with you? Haven't you ever heard the phrase, 'Let sleeping tomatos lie'?"

You shake your head.

"Pffff..."

You explain that you need to get by, and quickly.

"Well, I suppose I could let you through...on one condition. YOU woke me up, so YOU are going to sing me a lullaby! You can pick which one."

What will you sing?

A) Something quiet.
B) Something funny.
C) Something massively intelligent, and difficult to understand.
D) Something that soothes the heart.

B

You accidently sing something funny that offends the tomato, and it rages at you with anger, do you:
A) fight it
b) run
c) blend it into tomato juice and drink it.

B)

You try to run, but the tomato catches you with a root!

"You've got ONE MORE CHANCE, pal, or I'm gonna smack you around worse than that Italian who was here last week!"

What will you sing?

A) Something quiet.
B) Something funny.
C) Something massively intelligent, and difficult to understand.
D) Something that soothes the heart.

D) But then the Pumpkin gets mad. You run and he catches you. "THAT'S IT I'M KILLING YOU!" said the Pumpkin. And he kills you. New story.