Count to 2457! - Snailer is the Stinker of the Month

Along with 315 eyes.

Each eye had 322 pupils.

The frogs were thrown as if they were actually 329 frisbees!

And were caught by 336 dogs.

I was seriously just about to make that very post. Nice!

Each dog had 343 legs.

That were chopped off by 350 lumberjacks with 357 chainsaws.

Say hello to the pending list, bud.

357 is MY number.

And 364 is MYUHN.

Lol
Quite aware of it, just messin' with ya.

Oh damn, I'm on the pending list too. Oh well.

Anyways, my cable box has over 371 channels.

And MINE has over 3000 ...

*AHEM* Each with 378 programs.

You lose 385 points for lying.

I am not 392 years old.

Nor are you 399

Today I bought 406 pretzels.

And you threw up 413 times.

You realize that you two just failed, TWICE, right?

420 Cheez-its are just as bad as a single Cheez-it.

You realize that you two just failed, TWICE, right?

420 Cheez-its are just as bad as a single Cheez-it.

Failed, hm? I checked my math. I do know multiples of 7 AND I can add pretty damn well... how'd we fail?

Supposed to have two posts between each of yours.

oh right... oh well. *shrug*

I already failed. I don't care much now.

Arrowone is actually right.
Both Cody and Zypher failed.
First failed Cody because of the 2 posts rule.
Then Zypher because of the very same rule.
Zypher again. (2 posts-rule)
Finally Cody (2 posts-rule)

You have been added to the pending list.

Note: A post can only count once!
The '...by 350 lumberjacks with 357 chainsaws.' is not a fail as it is clear that 350 is the count.
The next post must respond with 357, which Zypher did correctly.
So you can have several numbers in your sentence, just note that I will be the sole and mostly unfair judge if you have more than 1 number in your counting post.

This does not count as a counting post.
 - Zeriab

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And were caught by 336 dogs.

I was seriously just about to make that very post. Nice!

Each dog had 343 legs.

That were chopped off by 350 lumberjacks with 357 chainsaws.

Say hello to the pending list, bud.

357 is MY number.

I am not 392 years old.

Nor are you 399

Today I bought 406 pretzels.

And you threw up 413 times.

WTF, MATE? ... X3 Oh yippee, I failed, I'm bored now. *goes to bug another topic*

I already admitted I failed, way before Arrow pointed it out. WTF?

...

mate