THE BEST SAYINGS KNOWN TO MAN (GAME)

"Shomer Shabbas! Shomer FUCKING SHabbas!"

-The Big Lebowsky

if nobody else has seen that movie, you should. Its wierd but funny. Lol...

My favorite pick-up line is- Does this smell like chloroform to you?

"Well bend you over and take you up browntown"
-Kyle Gass, Tenacious D.

"Shomer Shabbas! Shomer FUCKING SHabbas!"

-The Big Lebowsky

if nobody else has seen that movie, you should. Its wierd but funny. Lol...

*SMASH*

You see what happens Larry?!

*CRUNCH*

You see what happens when you

*BAM*

pick up a stranger in the Alps?!

*WHACKA*

"Baby your feet hurt? Cuz dam! you be walking on my mind all day."
                         -Will smith

Ashes to ashes...dust to dust..life is short...PARTY WE MUST!

Somebody set us up the bomb!
       -Zero wing

"What man is a man that does not try to make the world better?"

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness. ~ David Wetherfold

Did you see that pole?
Yes i did
I didnt



Always be prepared and look out, you never know what''ll happen tommorrrow.



I bite.

"If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, he would kill himself." -Alexander Dumas

Thor's Bitch !

I love Charlie.... And that sexy bitch Colonel Klink.

I love Charlie.... And that sexy bitch Colonel Klink. Also i like editing post to be a dick sucker

Fu is funnier than me.

I like my balls because i can !

Just what I came for, The galactical sphere

lol, not famous at all, its from my star wars movie 

Just what I came for, The galactical sphere

are you kidding me that movie was FRUCKEN AUWSOME

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
Youngster in the Kanto Region, Pokèmon Games

THIS IS THE CHINESE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!

"You know what they say about people in glass houses... they sink sh-sh-sh-ships!"

"Honestly Ossifer, I'n not under the alcofluence of incohol, but the drunker I stand here the longer I get. I've only had tee martoonies, and I've got all day sober to Sunday up in. So siss on you, pister, you ain't so mucking fuch. What in the world makes you think you're so smuking fart?"

Haha! That made me rofl.

"C'mon gang, we're gonna go skating mom and dad, don't worry we wont get cracked up on druggs, we're to straight-edge for that one" - Wally The Bear, from Wally and No Gang.

"good afterble Constanoon"

Like Zylos's but twas on a television add...

"OMG, they killed Kenny! YOU BASTARDS!"