Actually that'll probably be the only sane thing you ever hear out of him, unless you need resources of course, then you'll speak to him.
Here's a few tips:
1. Never listen to fumanchuu, he posts on the forums while he's drunk.
2. Do not get involved in people talking about their sexuality.
3. Stay away from the spam section if you wish to perserve your sanity.
4. And don't be an asshole.
5. If you need Rpg Maker help, use the search function, or else people who think they're cool, or are just tried of hearing the same questions repeated, will flame you. No I'm not one of those people.
6. If you need resources, Dr. Sword is dying for some appreciation, so he should help.
On the overall said, welcome to the forums, and have a nice time.