Kill the person above you

[Deliciously_Saucy]

I would get a sharp knife and cut the out line of your face, then starting from the top I would slowly rip the skin off. 

Edit: Ok, make that a dull rusty knife then...

[Largo Usagi]

gives Viagra + nitrate

ps sharp knife, use a dull knife, results are the same and it would be overall more painful

[ataraxy2]

*suicides* Causing Largo to have no want to live, and so he suicides shortly after.

[Largo Usagi]

stands here waiting to be killed because the person above me killed herself,

PS why would i kill myslef because some one else did, that is retarded

[ataraxy2]

Because you can't live without me of course.

[Ravenshade]

...hmm...

*Murders both of you with a kitchen knife* (feel free to let you imaginations run wild!)

[ataraxy2]

I tie you up against a wall, facing me. I pick up the kitchen knife used to kill me, focus upon your eyes and slowly insert the knife into your stomach, I smile subtly as I watch your horrid reaction. I twist the knife even slower as if to be mashing whatever the contents of your body be. My smile fades, into a bland intimidating look as the threshold of pain exceeds. Your heart gives in. And so you die.

[Ravenshade]

(Not bad)

Cracking my neck, I come to my senses, the sensation of having a knife pushed through my body was much the as touching a red hot iron poker with my bare hands. The screams i heard were both painful and blood curdling, it was only when my throat grew hoarse that I realized it was myself. Now, I stared into the eyes of my enemy, half dead half alive.

I knew it wouldn't be long now, but I had to get my revenge. I looked straight at you, into your eyes, but to me, they seem vacant, as if elsewhere. I slip my hand into my pocket, and pull out a small syringe and needle. Taking the cap off, I adjust my hand. My breathing raced high and higher, now I could feel a cold steel against my heart, and the strange feeling of my life just slipping from me. it felt as though I was dying, and yet it was feeling easier. If I let everything go, it would be so easy, it was hard...hard to keep breathing, hard to keep alive.

Blood seeped from the side of my mouth, and I licked it back in. Nothing was going to escape me. I grabbed your arm as you twist the knife further elicting another scream and then with the momentum force the needle into your arm and inject the contents of the Doku directly into your vein. My eye lids grow heavy, and at last I give up...

[ataraxy2]

I stagger backwards, taken aback mainly by the simple prick of the needle. I look up at you and dropping the knife wonder how you managed to inject something into me. Not that it matters much...

I collapse onto the cold concrete floor that is covered with your blood. The dose surging through my veins causing slight but sharp pain. At least this is going to be peaceful, which is more than I can say for what I'd put you through. I look right up upon your lifeless body hanging from the wall, your stomach sliced right open, showing the world all that there is to feast upon. The pain increases and I can't tear away from the sight of you, I got what I wanted. Almost.

I stretch out my arm, desperately reaching for the knife... longing for that satisfaction that deserves to be but isn't. It isn't within my grasp and I no longer have the strength to pick myself up again. My vision starts to blur, a small smile surfaces upon my face. Then... everything seems to just... stop...

[Ravenshade]

(okay..now we're both dead)

[ataraxy2]

( I've died a few times in this thread)

[Ravenshade]

(yeah I know, but we can't move until someone else posts because we both ended our posts with dieing...damnit)

[ataraxy2]

(oh well - someone besides you Raven hurry up and kill me)

[Largo Usagi]

ok i get up because apparently a .45 ACP round to the head didn't kill me and i ataraxy2 14 times in the chest, reload then shoot 15 times at her head, whip the gun off and place it in ravenshades hand, when the police arive i say that raven shot ataraxy2 like 20 times shot me and bled out because of his intensive stabbings

[ataraxy2]

Looks down upon Largo's face, grabs sledgehammer and carefully but quickly swings it hitting his face, square. I smile and swing it a few more times around his body, my erection growing at the sound of bones breaking.

[Dwarra?]

Kills ataraxy

[jblair]

kills ^ with his own unoriginality

[Largo Usagi]

kills /\ by making him bleed his own blood

[landofshadows]

Kamehameha x10

Some interesting facts based on the above killer move I just destroyed the planet Earth with.

Go to school at Kamehameha
http://www.ksbe.edu/

A great King called Kamehameha
http://www.americaslibrary.gov/cgi-bin/page.cgi/aa/kamehameh

And pretty much every thing else remotelyu connected
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamehameha_I

But yeah... just destroyed the Earth with a Giant ball of Energy... So unless you can all breath in space your buggered.

[jblair]

well you live on earth too, so i dont have to kill u u killed urself

[Largo Usagi]

i live on the internetz so i took refuge on a satellite, if you don't believe me look at my profile where i filled in the location

[jblair]

 without earth there beez no internetz so ur dead

[Arrow]

Ur d3d. Srsly.

[jblair]

were all dead.... ZEEKYBOOGYDOOD

[Largo Usagi]

the internet is just a bunch of computer linked to each other, technically i survive as long as i find a running PC, satellites run off of solar power