brace yourselves, as this breakfast is incredibly intense. people with children might want to cover their eyes as they read.
for breakfast today i had a mango, three donuts, AND A SHIT LOAD OF ALCOHOL. i am so fucking wasted right now. lesse i had... at least 5 shots of 40% to 70% alcohol including flaming 151 rum shots and i chugged like 4 glasses of tropical blizzards. BEST PARTY EVER. my only regret for that party, was not drinking more alcohol... that and getting punched in the face by some jerkoff. and this party while being at 7:00 PM was mere hours after i woke up SO IT COUNTS AS BREAKFAST!
also 7 pieces of pizza... weed gives me the munchies.