America:
Country! Knock it off! Your bugging the world. Cut it out!
25 years later:
Sorry, we were a little drunk at the time... the bomb, we didn't know it was gonna do that.
We thought it was a contained blast, we didn't think that everything would be blown to smitherines.
And you were being a b*tch. Country, COUNTRY! You were being a b*tch.
We cool now, right? You don't mind that we leave like 3 or 4.000 troops and supplies here. DO YOU MIND?! You don't want us to get drunk again do ya?
- Dane Cook
Bless that man.