[Writing] A goofy short story I wrote.

Dwarf Invasion!
So I came into school early like a dumbass, only to find out TV production was cancelled. So I start walking over to the student center, because I wanted a stupid soda. So as I walked into the Caf, and there were twenty pissed off dwarves.

The lead dwarf was holding a giant pole axe and yelled, "Hello Americans! I am Franz, and this is the dwarf invasion!" He had a strange sweedish accent by the way, and he looked like a classic dwarf, short, pudgey and a long blonde beard... And don't forget his big nose.

So The other dwarves held up elephant guns and shouted, "Dwarf invasion! This is a Dwarf invasion! The dwarf Invasion!" So people got scared and ran around like retards as the dwarves slaughtered them. I stood there, amazed at peoples stupidity.

So I drew my sword and said, "Franz! I chalange you to a duel! If I win, you guys get the hell out of here, if you win you can slaughter as many people as you want." I knew he'd accept Dwarves can't turn down a duel, because if they do they lose honor and since he's the lead dwarf there would be no way in hell he'd let himself lose honor.

"Oh is that what you want Sexual Bubblegum, Ya," He continued, "You have a duel then, ya. But your going to die because this is the dwarf invasioin!!!"

The others screamed, "Dwarf invasion!!!!!!"

I stood there mumbling, "They have to be the stupidest dwarves alive.What a pack of buffons."

Franz rushed me, I parried then lunged with a thrust. He blocked, then head butted me in the stomach.In retort I kicked him in the face, his big nose was broken and he was bleeding bad. As he stumbled I parried, then gave a furious back slash. He ducked the tried to impale me with his pole axe, I parried yet again. And a final thust, a stab to the chest and he was down.

The Dwarves looked at me and shouted, "Run away!!!!"

I mumbled, "What a damn watse of my time."

Some Emo kind came up to me saying, "Voilence doesn't solve anything, when people are mean like you it makes me cry."

I kicked the dude in the nuts then laughed.

That is a wierd, yet funny story.

It's more random thatn anything else. Though I have probably written things that are more randomer (Note: Not a actual word).

I stopped reading after the first "Dwarf invasion."

The short story was inpsired by a song called.... guess what?   Dwarf Invasion!!!! by Reggie and the full effects, formerly known as the Common Denominators

Dwarf Invasion by Reggie and the full effect is probly one of the best joke metal songs I can think of. It's mainly funny because the song first came as an improv song during a concert while the whole band was really drunk.

My friend always tells me about them.