don't forget to add:
"think before you post"
"look around the stupid program, i don't care you can't find how to make a message, it's right infront of your face!"
"ok so you can find it? use the search button"
"not working? try again!"
"ok so check the tutorial database!"
"ok so just look at every tutorial forum page your question was probably answered.."
"not answered? well look again..."
"ok try the other sections too..."
"yes all of them.."
"no?"
"ok make a new topic, just one, in the right section, just 1, and wait, yes wait, and while you wait, keep searching..."