Look Out Below \/

I don't have any underwear!

V lost his brain in the second world war

(crap i quoted instead of edited how did that happen?)

1 kajs as fasdf a dkcs skep(i lost my brain i cant type)

\/ brushes teeth with acid

(i guess you pressed quote instead of edit )

what teeth?

V has a minefield in the garden and plays there minesweeper with his friends

lost many afriend in that game...what a trip

\/ eats sausage made out of poop

Shite!

V computer has 512kb RAM.

It probably does from the 5th time it has been redone

Eats donkey nuts \/

So mmmmm

V Hates Pie!

SHIT NO I DONT I LOVE IT!!!! *eats 800 pies and Ham*

Hates Ham \/

just when it's with eggs

V only eats once a year

i am on a diet...i lost 10kg in 100days  

\/ thinks his pikachu doll talks

that's no doll
go pikachu kill him wis your thunder!

V only bathes in active vulcanos

I'm hot stuff.

V Password for everything is PinkTeddyBear12

damn it that was a secret! u hacka! me go change to 1234ilikepinkteddybearsforeva12 (you'll never find out you hucka!)

\/ thinks his teacher's dog is sexy

I don

there is nothing wrong with watched a fat lady talk about things she doesn't believe in and get hella rich for!
and i ain't watching it! no! crap!

(i said TEACHER'S dog btw -.-)

\/ turned an army base into a ball and tried throwing it around thinking thats the way to play baseball

I didn't know...
um.. i mean that never happened
that are just rumors!!!

V is in love with an 90 year old guy

he gives me candies  :oops:

\/ couldn't figure out how to use the keyboard without 10 years of manual reading

I'm allready on page two, after only 9 nine years

V is a manic-depressive robot

that's it i am in the next robocop movie and if any of you #$%^#$% heads will say any #$%#$% thing about it then i'll be $#%^#$%$ all of you!
i can't $#$% believe that robocop %#$%#$%$# got all of the $%^#$^ parts in the $#%#$% robocop movies and i didn't ! what the $#%#$% am i $%#$%#$ doing wrong? you all hate me!

\/ tries to fly by moving his hands fast

It worked one time! *flaps hands really fast*
I can do it! I can do it!

\/ lights cats on fire.

pfft, i was just trying to put a meaning into their life...

\/ sleeps more than a sleepy cat

hey! do not disturb me!
*goes back to bed*

V's mother is a dog

MY mother is a female human being. X_X

\/ Masturbates while watching porn.

Dunno the meaning of that but i SURELY DON'T
\/ married a dog.

now wait, we arent married just yet.
\/ likes to play with fire