If I was amazing, I would be a mod (BIG NUDGE TO CRANKEYE)
It's not about being amazing that makes you worthy of the profound moderator position. I haven't brought a single unique thing to Crankeye; there is nothing I do and no special way about the manner in which I do it that could not be perfectly duplicated by another person of comparable skill or intellect.
I don't require a flurry of doting comments about how nonetheless awesome I am. This isn't me fishing for compliments. It's me being honest about my contributions and aptitudes. I am not a snowflake.
I was just online at the right time and in the right contact list when Crank was searching for moderators.
Plus he kinda fancies me =')