Yay, so I made it as concise as possible. It's obviously not final, but this is a fairly useable move command.
I'm sorry if this is hard to read, not sure how to make the images zoom out. You'll have to zoom out your own screen.
The common event looks like this:
The map event only needs two pages. You can copy paste this as much as you like, and they won't interfere with each other.
It's got flaws galore. Hence, the label 'Primordial.' I got around not having local variables, by having only one event use the variables at a time. However, when I figure out local variables, (Thanks LoganF) The map event should only need to be one page, copy paste.
Believe it or not it took me forever to get it this concise.