Hi, hello, howdy.

At least you're not batshit insane.

For now, at least.

Um, I disagree. I believe that you're either trolling, attention seeking, or indeed, batshit insane. If you had DID, you wouldn't be able to neatly organize and label your posts like a fucking fan-fiction when different "people" are posting. That's not how it works. What kind of a stupid, sick fuck pretends to be mentally ill?

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