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I wanted to learn this Java library thing called Slick, to see if I should make my next game in it or not, and the only way I learn jack shit is by making a project. So I decided to write something.
This is the result. It's incredibly simple, but it's silly and fun.
Sword MD will ask for tools, as you are his handy and busty assistant nurse. You must comply, lest you try his patience. You have a small amount of time to hit the right key. The faster you do, the more cash you earn.
Keep in mind, that Sword MD. only has so much patience. If you give him the wrong tool, or don't react fast enough, he'll start to lose it.
When it's all run out, you fail the operation, your patient dies, you are fired, and you end up on the streets, living like the hobo you are. Don't mess up. Or else.
Make sure you have the latest
Java Runtime Environment (JRE) installed.