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Booooooo. you suck! hisssss. boooo again.

I don't like you. never will. I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
Ok, DON'T EXPECT HELP FROM ME~! I will perhaps rant a bit, but don't expect me to do graphics for you, even if I say I will... I won't.

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Well of course the feeling is mutual, nobody likes you.

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Well of course the feeling is mutual, nobody likes you.
stating the obvious, but he'll never believe that, even if it's true.

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Man, these last 4 jokes have reallllly gone downhill.
I'm much too lazy to put an actual signature here.

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Oldest Joke Ever:
So a horse walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and asks "Why the long face?"

Spoiler for Alternate Ending:
The horse replies "My wife has cancer."

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Two muslims walk into a bar.

Sorry I can't finish the joke my friend was in an explosion at a bar so I have to go to the hospital and I am worried he may die.

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did I do it right

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IT ALL ENDED.
All right then...
1)What did one snow man say to another?
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A)do you smell carrots?

2)How does an octopus go to war?
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A) Well Armed.

3)What's brown and sticky?
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A)A stick

4) Why should'nt you write with a broken pencil?
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A) 'coz its pointless

5)Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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A)He had no body to go with him
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I'm all out.

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rmrk lacks humour.

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Holk RMRK isn't funny.




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rmrk is going downhill

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Your right RMRK isn't funny, but I'm sure it's not suppose to be funny. Any way here are some jokes.

1) How do you keep a blonde at home?
   
   Build a circular driveway.

2) A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."

3) A lawyer, an economist, and a teacher were going to the bathroom. The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He says "I was taught to be thorough." The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one paper towel. He says "I was taught to be environmentally friendly." The teacher gets done and leaves without washing his hands. He says "I was taught not to piss on my hands."

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Whiteboards are remarkable!
it's like a metaphor or something i don't know

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One day, there's a rooster at the top of the triangle-shaped roof flapping its wings as the sun rises. Now here's the question, if the rooster lays an egg, would it roll at the right side or at the left side?
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Neither, unless the rooster does a sex change operation.
That's not a joke. It's a riddle, if anything. And you ruined the answer by trying to turn it into a joke. You're not funny. You're a phony!

hehe yeah yeah. why do you need to say that im a phony, im not funny? :) the first three sentences is enough. :)

It's important that you know. It will help you in life.


my point is, no need to mention it cuz it explains already. :) nevermind. well. i think some guys here goes off to the topic.


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i think some guys here goes off to the topic.


uhhhhh...... what. sword stop going off to the topic.

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What did the Tyler say to John Speedboat?
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fuuuuuuuuuuuckkk yooooooooooooouuuuu

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My joke:

What is Edward Cullens favourite time of the month?
Bella's Time of the month.

Also has anyone ever noticed the severe darkness that resides in the joke...

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

The other side not being the other side of the road... but more passing over to the next life...
The freaking chicken died man, thats sad.