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[sic] humor

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I don't have any affiliation to this, but I just wanted to share this funny blog I came across a while back (maybe you've already seen it; I don't know): [sic] humor

The author of the blog apparently works in a profession where he/she has to read a lot of crappy books, and he/she is kindly posting excerpts from them. It seems totally unethical, but whatevs.

Examples, the bold is the title of the blog entry:

Nice segue.
[Eric and his girlfriend are talking on the phone]  “My legs will always open wide for you. You’ll rock my world like an earth quake. I have to use the bathroom at this moment. I can’t hold it anymore, babe.” Eric told her, “Alright, I’ll call you tomorrow.”

I don't like where this is headed...
“James is asleep in his bedroom and his mother named Zenobia walked in. Zenobia is a redbone who keeps her hair micro braided. She is pretty in the face and thin in the waist. Her vitals are 33D-24-34. Zenobia’s dress code is tight jeans, Nike and Puma snickers, and small tight shirts. She always kept her nails done. She is 38 years old and she is more of a friend to James than a mother.”

Enjoy!

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I enjoyed this.

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