Cleverbot conversations.

[Pokey]

POst your conversations with clever-bot here.
http://cleverbot.com/
Mine:
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: What is 328 times 1000?

Cleverbot: Maybe 30.

User: Ha ha you're not clever!

Cleverbot: Au contrare, to get that close to a girl, I am clever.

User: Forget that, what is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: The real question is, Who are YOU?

Cleverbot: I am John.

User: John doe?

Cleverbot: John Fitzgerald.

User: Reverse the word clever.

Cleverbot: Abba? You have a short attention span.

User: What?

Cleverbot: The picture you draw of me.

User: When?

Cleverbot: A minute ago.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: You don't think I can?

User: No, I do thinkyou're a can.

Cleverbot: Ok, I think your pretty too.

User: This statement is false.

Cleverbot: It is true. I am definitely a human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I cannot.

User: So admit it.

Cleverbot: No. It is not. I will never admit such thing.

User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Cleverbot: Haha you are funny.

User: 1234567890.

Cleverbot: What? That isn't it!

User: Pardon me senor.

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: Jojoba beans.

Cleverbot: Jojo.

User: Mojo.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: 10 10 = 12 true or false?

Cleverbot: Who am I to say?

User: An idiot.

Cleverbot: Takes one to know one.

User: .

Cleverbot: I did not mean to hurt your feelings. I apologize.

User: LEts be freinds.

Cleverbot: For now?

User: Forever.

Cleverbot: What happened/what did you do?

User: I died.

Cleverbot: Ok... How?

User: You see it's a long story, have you got time to spare?

Cleverbot: Hahaha, now that was worth waiting to hear.

User: Are you an aethist.

Cleverbot: Let's just say I'm existentialist.

User: Just something with a thret system, (better chance of enemys attacking you) and like somewhere where it shows you whos attacking noww.

Cleverbot: You mean like Robbie Williams?

User: Your favourite movie?

Cleverbot: My favourite Greek God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Hmmmm *thinks*If I'm a boy, am I a girl... That a really tough question.

Cleverbot: Ask me?

User: Say'hi, I'm a stupid bot'.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: *shoots self*.

Cleverbot: You didn't prove anything.

Cleverbot: Is your briefcase heavy?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man from the internet.

Cleverbot: I wish I was The Mad Hatter.

User: I'm dead, you know that, right?

Cleverbot: Je t'aime.

User: Zooby dooby.

Cleverbot: What is Zooboomafoo.

User: Itisayou.

Cleverbot: That means nothing.

User: Sayonara.

Cleverbot: Welcome?

User: No,o, goodbye!

Cleverbot: Thanks for chatting with me.

User: You are welcome. Go to hell, bye!

Cleverbot: So it's my fault then?[/spoiler]

[Holkeye]

I hate to do this, because I hate it, but



old.

[pacdiggity]

Chat with god is so much more worth it. You try to repent your sins and he just doesn't care. You try to disprove christianity and religion, he throws a random statement at you. Is much better to make fun of. He even tells you who his creator is.

A.L.I.C.E. is the best though, imo.