Cleverbot conversations.

POst your conversations with clever-bot here.
http://cleverbot.com/
Mine:

Spoiler for:

User: Hi.
 
 Cleverbot: Hi!
 
 User: What is 328 times 1000?
 
 Cleverbot: Maybe 30.
 
 User: Ha ha you're not clever!
 
 Cleverbot: Au contrare, to get that close to a girl, I am clever.
 
 User: Forget that, what is the meaning of life?
 
 Cleverbot: Who are you?
 
 User: The real question is, Who are YOU?
 
 Cleverbot: I am John.
 
 User: John doe?
 
 Cleverbot: John Fitzgerald.
 
 User: Reverse the word clever.
 
 Cleverbot: Abba? You have a short attention span.
 
 User: What?
 
 Cleverbot: The picture you draw of me.
 
 User: When?
 
 Cleverbot: A minute ago.
 
 User: Wow.
 
 Cleverbot: You don't think I can?
 
 User: No, I do thinkyou're a can.
 
 Cleverbot: Ok, I think your pretty too.
 
 User: This statement is false.
 
 Cleverbot: It is true. I am definitely a human.
 
 User: Prove it.
 
 Cleverbot: I cannot.
 
 User: So admit it.
 
 Cleverbot: No. It is not. I will never admit such thing.
 
 User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
 
 Cleverbot: Haha you are funny.
 
 User: 1234567890.
 
 Cleverbot: What? That isn't it!
 
 User: Pardon me senor.
 
 Cleverbot: Say what?
 
 User: Jojoba beans.
 
 Cleverbot: Jojo.
 
 User: Mojo.
 
 Cleverbot: Who are you?
 
 User: 10 10 = 12 true or false?
 
 Cleverbot: Who am I to say?
 
 User: An idiot.
 
 Cleverbot: Takes one to know one.
 
 User: :'(.
 
 Cleverbot: I did not mean to hurt your feelings. I apologize.
 
 User: LEts be freinds.
 
 Cleverbot: For now?
 
 User: Forever.
 
 Cleverbot: What happened/what did you do?
 
 User: I died.
 
 Cleverbot: Ok... How?
 
 User: You see it's a long story, have you got time to spare?
 
 Cleverbot: Hahaha, now that was worth waiting to hear.
 
 User: Are you an aethist.
 
 Cleverbot: Let's just say I'm existentialist.
 
 User: Just something with a thret system, (better chance of enemys attacking you) and like somewhere where it shows you whos attacking noww.
 
 Cleverbot: You mean like Robbie Williams?
 
 User: Your favourite movie?
 
 Cleverbot: My favourite Greek God?
 
 User: Yes.
 
 Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
 
 User: Yes.
 
 Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
 
 User: Hmmmm *thinks*If I'm a boy, am I a girl... That a really tough question.
 
 Cleverbot: Ask me?
 
 User: Say'hi, I'm a stupid bot'.
 
 Cleverbot: Me too.
 
 User: *shoots self*.
 
 Cleverbot: You didn't prove anything.
 
 Cleverbot: Is your briefcase heavy?
 
 Cleverbot: Who are you?
 
 User: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man from the internet.
 
 Cleverbot: I wish I was The Mad Hatter.
 
 User: I'm dead, you know that, right?
 
 Cleverbot: Je t'aime.
 
 User: Zooby dooby.
 
 Cleverbot: What is Zooboomafoo.
 
 User: Itisayou.
 
 Cleverbot: That means nothing.
 
 User: Sayonara.
 
 Cleverbot: Welcome?
 
 User: No,o, goodbye!
 
 Cleverbot: Thanks for chatting with me.
 
 User: You are welcome. Go to hell, bye!
 
 Cleverbot: So it's my fault then?

I hate to do this, because I hate it, but



old.

Chat with god is so much more worth it. You try to repent your sins and he just doesn't care. You try to disprove christianity and religion, he throws a random statement at you. Is much better to make fun of. He even tells you who his creator is.

A.L.I.C.E. is the best though, imo.