Sniglets

[Holkeye]

A sniglet is a word that isn't in the dictionary, but should be. Most sniglets are bastardizations of common words, such as "Adam 69" which is the procedure of two police cars pulling up to each other driver-side window to driver-side window, or portmanteau words, such as "sark" (the mark on your ankle after wearing socks all day) Examples of these can be found on Wikipedia. I will start the game by creating a sniglet. The next poster will provide a clever definition for the word, and then create a sniglet of their own.

"coasterize"

[Acolyte]

Silly Holk, Sark is the bad guy from Tron.

Coasterize: V. To enhance something by adding a stylish coaster.
"My coffee table was looking a little bland, so I decided to coasterize it."


"Mordahol"

[Holkeye]

Mordahol: N. The chosen beverage in Mordor from The Lord of The Rings.
"Mordahol is disgusting, but it does get you pretty drunk."

Trempa

[pacdiggity]

Trempa: N. A little known drug similar to marijuana grown only in south-east Asia.
"We were doing so much trempa last night."

Hibblepela.

[EvilM00s]

hibblepela, n.; 1. an inferior window installation from a company other then Pella, 2. the emotion felt by fans when the band Pela called it quits.

Define "Lustarded".

[Holkeye]

"Lustarded" Adj. Something lacking luster; polish.
"My silverware is so old that it has become lustarded."

"Reakor"

[Sophist]

Reakor, adj.; When something has become so nasty in stank that it's radioactive.
"Did you hear about that bowl of cereal John forgot about in his room? It got so old it started getting reakor."

Grapsol

[Holkeye]

Grapsol N. A homemade tool used for mountain climbing, which combines a grappling gun for scaling, and a parasol for safely floating to the bottom.

"Not only are grapsols handy for climbing, but they also help when it rains."


Purican

[EvilM00s]

Purican, pn: The flagship product of Stankout, Inc., a company that makes cleaning products. Purican is intended for use in the commode, where it is advertised to combat hard water stains, mold, and poo floaties. See also Toof, Pitsaway and Sprunt.

"Use Purican to make your toilet shiny and green clean!"

Define "Squarts"

[Holkeye]

Squarts N. Pl. A "squart" is a quantity used to measure Jello.
"I ate a small breakfast, so I think I'll have 2 squarts today."

"Knattic"

[EvilM00s]

Knattic, adj,  The system of identification of belly button, inter-toe, or laundry trap lint, and meathods of classification thereof.

The lint was nappy and smelled of cheese, and was thus calssified as belly button lint in the Knattic Identification System"

Define a "Stuplification"

[Sophist]

Stuplification, adj,; The act of willingly making someone stupid.
"I told Karen that the unrest in Libya was because their TV service was cancelled, and she donated money for that."

Roga

[Holkeye]

Roga: N. A general term for a dark, shawl-like piece of clothing that was worn by thieves and robbers in the middle ages. Sometimes hooded.

"If you're going to break into a house at night, its a good idea to wear your roga."

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