Nobody knows how to do this? D:
EDIT: Just so I don't get yelled at for not looking around, I have looked through the entire RMVX Script database, looked through the Request forum, and looked through the regular "Scripts" forum, and haven't seen what I'm asking for.
I've also looked at the Tutorials listed in "Read this before asking how to script in RGSS", and I guess I'm just too stupid to understand it, because it looked like gibberish to me.
I may have missed something, so if you know of a topic that has what I'm asking for, please link it here, but I'm pretty sure I've looked as thoroughly as I possibly can without having to go through every single topic and reading every single word in every single post ever made.
Once again, thanks in advance for any help.