Ask a fat guy

[Pokey]

I'm not fat! just big boned
anyways, ask away

[pacdiggity]

Do you type so many spelling mistakes because your fingers are too big to hit only one key at a time?
Does fat clog the path from your hands to your brain so you write degenerate dribble?
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me, sir, pick me!
Is Eric Cartman a derogatory stereotype towards you and your kind, or is he an idol to be revered for his embrace of fatness?
If so, does his hatred for Jews, gingers, Mexicans, African-Americans, hippies and pretty much everyone except himself somehow factor into this?

[Pokey]

yes, yes, both, no.

[SJ.Wolfe]

Have you ever thought of saying you're fluffy instead of big boned? I have a friend who does that. He calls himself Fluffy xD