Ask a naked guy.

I have several years of experience being a naked dude.

Ask away, my friends, and I will do my best to enlighten you.

*full lotus position*

You've been naked for as long as I can remember.

Were you born naked?

Naturally. It was quite a freeing experience.

How do your parent's feel about your naked lifestyle?

I'm not wearing pants. Does this make me partially naked? Can you be partially naked, or is there only clothed and naked?

They're not informed. And yes, you can be partially naked. That's called bi-naked.

I was reading this book that said being naked was wrong, but it also said I couldn't eat meat or work Sundays, so not sure what to think about that... do you think being naked is wrong?

Doesn't that book start with a couple of people being naked? Furthermore, people are born naked, so it's natural. I fully approve of Arrow's lifestyle.

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble too and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

@jonesy: I think that nudity represents an ideal. I believe that in a community where people are freely allowed to bare themselves, they show that appearance does not matter in the judgement of human value. One is not the sum of their sagging breasts, or their tightened abs. You are not your carefully combed hair or your outie bellybutton. Simply, we are on and the same, in that we are human, a collection of flaws and imperfections creating a unique whole. With nothing hidden, we have no shame in what we are. Namaste.

@WDP: Glad to hear it.

@wyatt: Yes, yes, no and no.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoMY96Eu35Q" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoMY96Eu35Q</a>

Oh hey, I didn't see you there. Because you were blending in with this lady over here.

I drink tea naked. And draw. Is this wrong?

Hell no. Nudity actually stimulates creativity.

Hey. Why are you so quiet, eh? It's like you're afraid of me or somethin', I can see it. On your face. GET IN HERE AND ASK ME SOME ****'IN QUESTIONS.

Hey Karl, can we use your pool?!

GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN MEAT MAN.

Do you do the nude in private only, or also in public? If so, what kinds of challenges do you face? Are there naked bars or other such meeting places for the like minded?

Strictly in private. If I was Mr. Universe maybe I'd consider alternatives. It's an interesting thought. To my knowledge there are no such bars available in this country. There are certainly meeting places however.