Wouldn't time need legs before it could stand at all?
This is why time has wings, it doesn't have legs so its' wings are its' only way of getting around. Because of this, time always has to be airborne, constantly flying. When it gets too tired, it will simply land (possibly crash landing), stop moving and be unable to resume moving (as it has no way of getting up). This raises the question of how time got in the air in the first place. My answer is that God or something threw it
really hard.
Keeping on topic, does that even make sense?