If siamese twins are joined at the waist and one of them touches their genitals, is that masturbation on incest?
Yes, but wouldn't you agree that could also be considered intercourse if the twins were of opposite genders?
If a cat always lands on its feet and peanut butter on toast always lands peanut butter side down, what happens when you tie a slice of peanut butter toast to a cat's back and then drop it?
Would it not be suspended in the air sideways indefinitely?
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?
7.
WHat if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
Can you not hear the song; that [the Hokey Pokey] IS what it's all about?
Happy questioning, no?