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Who are you people?!  *attempts to hide in box*

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RMRK's dad
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You know, I think its all gonna be okay.
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The box is a metaphor for the shaman's cave, where he goes on his spirit journey to... aw, heck, boxes are fun to play in!
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Emma?! You can't fit inside The Box, I'm already inside it!

Also you're dead!

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You know, I think its all gonna be okay.
For going the distance for a balanced breakfast.Project of the Month winner for June 2009For being a noted contributor to the RMRK Wiki2013 Best WriterSilver Writing ReviewerSecret Santa 2013 Participant
pssst... let the girl in the box with you...
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Well, you're old! :mad:
*steals box*

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I'M NOT A SEX BOX.
>.>
*coughunlessyoucoughpaycough*


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Look what I found!



Anyone need a loan?
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*throws a grenade at Raven*

*steals the cash*

*dives back into the box*

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...............................


Ack.


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I said I'd loan it to you... *wheeze*
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*accusatory finger from within the box!* I won't fall for your lies!

...It's big boss that will believe anything. Because he has to. :V

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Too late, snake has it >.>


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Look at this scar.

LOOK AT IT.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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OH MAN BOOBS

Wait you're like my GRANDMA or something!

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That's okay, Snake, crawl away from me on your belly. We wil meet again, and I will not underestimate you again.

Besides, I got a whole stack...
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So THAT'S what that bigass can is for!

I suspected Gatorade BUT NOW I KNOW BETTER.

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All the while , the lowly box hides in wait.

Soon, thy will feel her boxy wraith.


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I'd comment on all those typos, but I remember that you're a box and that you don't actually have hands. Good job.

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I'm also tired.

Being sat in is hard work.


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Ah, my legs! I can't move them!  :'(

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WAKE UP, it's early!
:tinysmile:

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I gave birth to Shalashaska.

Not Naked Snake.
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you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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But I was cloned from the last son of The Boss! Not the literal ones, but the...wait how do I KNOW this? AUUUUUUUGH MY BRAIN

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NAKED SNAKE ISN'T MY SON

I'VE ONLY GIVEN BIRTH TO OCELOT YOU FUCK
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep