METAL GEAR

[Acolyte]

Who are you people?!  *attempts to hide in box*

[EvilM00s]

The box is a metaphor for the shaman's cave, where he goes on his spirit journey to... aw, heck, boxes are fun to play in!

[Arrow]

Emma?! You can't fit inside The Box, I'm already inside it!

Also you're dead!

[EvilM00s]

pssst... let the girl in the box with you...

[Acolyte]

Well, you're old!
*steals box*

[Gracie]

I'M NOT A SEX BOX.
>.>
*coughunlessyoucoughpaycough*

[EvilM00s]

Look what I found!



Anyone need a loan?

[Arrow]

*throws a grenade at Raven*

*steals the cash*

*dives back into the box*

[Gracie]

...............................


Ack.

[EvilM00s]

I said I'd loan it to you... *wheeze*

[Arrow]

*accusatory finger from within the box!* I won't fall for your lies!

...It's big boss that will believe anything. Because he has to.

[Gracie]

Too late, snake has it >.>

[Sophist]

Look at this scar.

LOOK AT IT.

[Arrow]

OH MAN BOOBS

Wait you're like my GRANDMA or something!

[EvilM00s]

That's okay, Snake, crawl away from me on your belly. We wil meet again, and I will not underestimate you again.

Besides, I got a whole stack...

[Arrow]

So THAT'S what that bigass can is for!

I suspected Gatorade BUT NOW I KNOW BETTER.

[Gracie]

All the while , the lowly box hides in wait.

Soon, thy will feel her boxy wraith.

[Arrow]

I'd comment on all those typos, but I remember that you're a box and that you don't actually have hands. Good job.

[Gracie]

I'm also tired.

Being sat in is hard work.

[Acolyte]

Ah, my legs! I can't move them! 

[EvilM00s]

WAKE UP, it's early!

[Sophist]

I gave birth to Shalashaska.

Not Naked Snake.

[Sophist]

Fucker.

[Arrow]

But I was cloned from the last son of The Boss! Not the literal ones, but the...wait how do I KNOW this? AUUUUUUUGH MY BRAIN

[Sophist]

NAKED SNAKE ISN'T MY SON

I'VE ONLY GIVEN BIRTH TO OCELOT YOU FUCK