SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW DOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Also, you seem pretty comfortable with your "fatness," so clearly it doesn't bother you one bit.
That's good, the best way to be healthy is to be happy with who you are and not let others get to ya.
Welcome aboard bro, just got one question...
... why are you called the onion man.