The Two Moons (RMXP Complete Joke Game)

Introduction:
"When the two moons crash into the tower, the great evil will be born. What would it be like for those who are involved? Let's find out."

Storyline:
There's Two Moons. And they're gonna crash into the tower. And if that happens, it will be bad. You control a group of 16 year olds who have powers that they don't understand why they have. They need to go collect the legendary five pieces of equipment scattered through the inexplicably small world in order to stop the moons.

Concept:
The Two Moons is a remake of an RPG I made 8 years ago, using RPG Maker 2000, when I was 13. It was the first complete game I ever made, and boy, was it bad. This game is a remake of that game using RPG Maker XP. The same storyline applies, but there's a twist: The characters all know that they're part of a game, and they know the game they're part of sucks. The storyline revolves around this fact, and is meant entirely as a bad joke. The point of the game is that it's so bad, it's not even funny. But it's so not funny, that it is funny. It should be an entertaining playthrough, especially if you play through the RM2K version first, since the characters constantly bash the original version.

Characters:
Benjamin: Age 16: The Main character. He's pretty unhappy about being the main character of the game, and doesn't really want to save the world.
Anthony: Age 16: The Main character's friend. He wants to save the world because it should be fun and he forces Benjamin into doing it.
Carol: Age 16: Some girl who joins your party.
Ryoku: Age ??: An undead skeleton. He wants to become a shadow warrior, but he doesn't know how.

Features:
Gameplay style is Traditional RPG, except you start rediculously underpowered and end rediculously over-powered. The game is unfairly difficult in the beginning with no warning. Every plot-hole and error in the game is intended as it pays homage to the original game.

Credits:
Scripting by Blizzard and Sandgolem
World Map tileset by Inquisitor

Difficulty: Hard
Game Length: 1-2 Hours

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Download Game:
The Two Moons (zip)
The Zip File includes the original masterpiece which inspired this game. The original game is for RPG Maker 2000 and requires the RPG Maker 2000 RTP to play. It is not necessary to play the original version to enjoy this game.

Website:
Ikode RPGs

CLEARLY THIS IS THE FINEST EXAMPLE OF ANY GAME EVER!!

An even finer example is the 9-year old RPG 2000 version that I included in the zip. It takes the concept of "things the player is expected to know that only the creator of the game would ever know" to the next level. It falls under the category of "I don't think it's actually possible to beat this game completely if you're not me."