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I played it and liked it. :D

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What the fuck is the last step?  I jumped off the building, patted the cow, talked to the homeless, showed up to work with no clothes, what else is there to do?!

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that's uh...pretty depressing.

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Catch the leaf.

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I caught the leaf, sat in my cubicle. Then, I jumped. Then, I got fired. I talked to the homeless dude. Now what ._.
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I caught the leaf, sat in my cubicle. Then, I jumped. Then, I got fired. I talked to the homeless dude. Now what ._.
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Try getting out of your car

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Took 3 minutes to finish. Don't Shit Your Pants was better.
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There are games that are actually better than this? I was under the impression that this was the best game of all time.

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Yeah, but what I'm trying to say is that even a shitty game is better than this. This is just pretentious crap trying to suckle the "art game" teat that is pretty much dried up by now.

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I've never played an "art game"

Was there a huge trend I missed?

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This game wouldn't exactly be "art"...more of an innovative..weird..game to pass time or something.

Anyways, I'm going to get our of the car this time >:C
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And you thought my announcement was old news?!

I liked this game, though. If you finished it in 3 minutes you're
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Got all five things, saw the guy jump at the end, game was over. 3 minutes.

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I think I definitely took more than 3 minutes...but he jumped and...thats it?
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I think I definitely took more than 3 minutes...but he jumped and...thats it?
That's because it's impossible to complete it in 3 minutes.

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Well, it was obviously hyperbole, which I'm pretty sure you're aware of. You know, being a troll and all.

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Well, no. The fact is, it takes a good deal longer than 3 minutes. It's not exactly a short game seeing as it's a flash puzzle/adventure game. Besides, your continual insistence that your playthrough took only 3 minutes, without any other mention of it being short or any other reason to believe it is (and because your main complaint was LOL ART GAMES [which I sometimes agree with]), it wasn't particularly obvious that it was a hyperbole.

Welp.

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This game was easy, because it took somewhere in the vicinity of 8 - 19 minutes to complete. It wasn't fun, and the only drive to finish it for me was the desire to see the "message" behind it. Like Braid, it was intentionally left vague, but it didn't have the entertaining gameplay mechanics or inferred plot points that Braid did. Upon completion, I felt neither moved nor compelled to ever play it again. I walked through the same scenario a few times, deviating only to accomplish simple "goals", and rather than contemplating the message behind this obvious "art-game", I was disappointed that another lame no-point game was bound to be considered intellectual by most of the indie scene.

I tried to be more accurate and concise, but I also know that people who look for things to troll over will always find something.

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