Bioshock 2

The original Bioshock is one of my favorite games, and Bioshock 2 on its own isn't a bad game by any means. But it's really just the original - again. It's the same thing with some minor exceptions. It's an expansion pack.

The biggest problem I have is that it shouldn't be a FPS. Bioshock does an amazing job with setting the mood, and the FPS aspect just detracts from that and feels out of place. It probably would have been better going the survival horror route, since it seems that's what it tries to do anyway. But then again, there's nothing "horrifying" about this game. You're fighting people.

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Getting cranky about things means you got trolled 

dude, you know me, I am cranky at all times. it's part of my charm. 

 

You also like to cover up being cranky

Spoiler for:

I WONDER WHY

um, cover up?

I only made him think I was getting trolled

disagreeing is trolling.

Posting is trolling.

breathing is trolling.

trolling

You guys are all =|

Anyways, I think Bioshock 2 sucks cuz my computer can't run it~

I liked bioshock 2 over the first. If you call bioshock 2 repetitive, you'd have to admit that bioshock 1 is more repetitive. There's next to no backtracking, and much less (I can't actually remember any) of that ~spend half an hour going all over the place to proceed 30 meters further into the map past some arbitrary blocked area~ stuff. Sup arcadia.

I understand why it might be called just an expansion pack to Bioshock 1, but that's the entire point - it's a sequel, you're going back to the same place. Of course it's going to be similar looking, it's not like they built half of rapture different. They removed my gripes with the first (can't use plasmids and weapons at the same time), annoying and more tedious/boring puzzles.

I also can't imagine another genre working in that setting better than FPS.

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Roph is my favorite in this thread

ZP review it ;_;

eh yeah the games story didn't really fit. but it was still fun to play. man this and the mass effect 2 review were really meh but the dantes inferno one was hilarious

I liked some of the jokes in that one.

wallowing like a hippo in a vat of liquidized children
more leaks than British military intelligence
mashing candy bars against my face plate
GRR YOUR SELFLESS COMPASSION FILLS ME WITH MURDER FRENZY

that's why I watch Yahtzee anyway though, for his clever manner of speaking.

those were funny still thought the overall review lacked good points. the Bioshock 2 one had some but the mass effect 2 one was a shitty attempt at a tear down. it's pretty obvious he liked the game when he could only come up with "BUT BIOWARE IS KNOWN FOR GOOD WRITING SO CLEARLY THAT DOESN'T COUNT ANYMORE" and "HURR DURR MINING SUX"

Zero Punctuation isn't about a game review.
It's about witty humor and degrading remarks about popular franchises.

Except Portal.

All the shit he says is right, though.