Conspiracy

[tSwitch]

Members of this glorious competition, something has come to the light that I must on my honor reveal to you all.

It appears that Brute Squad has been harboring conspirator and dishonorable monster amongst their ranks!

I must come forth with recent information as dictated by the rules of engagement agreed to by both guilds before the beginning of our competition, and do hope that appropriate action is taken post-haste!

[spoiler]

Firerain: Mr. NAMKCOR
NAMKCOR: ya
Firerain: I have an offer for you.
Firerain: This conversation is strictly confidential.
NAMKCOR: uh
NAMKCOR: ok
NAMKCOR: what's up?
Firerain: I am in possesion of very valuable...information. Information that is sought by you and your people. I believe you're captain of the resistance group Homosexual Agenda, no?
Firerain: My offer, my dear friend, is in exchange for information, 100 million dollars.
NAMKCOR: you..
NAMKCOR: you attempt to besmerch the name of our movement with this conspiracy?
Firerain: Quite the contrary. You see, I have fallen out with my employers.
NAMKCOR: do you not realize, Firerain
NAMKCOR: that there was in place a law before the start of this war
NAMKCOR: that all deserters who so much as thought treacherous thoughts were to be brought to justice?
NAMKCOR: on my honor as a faggot I should have you banned mercilessly
Firerain: Justice? Justice is a facade put up by the corrupted and enslaving government.
Firerain: There is no real justice.
Firerain: Innocent men are put behind bars while the guilty are out on the streets.
NAMKCOR: justice is served when the treacherous and corrupt acts of a man are brought to the light and punished post haste
NAMKCOR: my poor old friend, you should have checked this chat before you began
NAMKCOR: for I have you logged!
Firerain: Oh but, you see my dear friend I'm in possession of other valuable information.
Firerain: Information incriminating a certain somebody. A member of your ranks I believe, as I recall his name is 'Irock'.
NAMKCOR: Irock had a seedy past
NAMKCOR: we have all moved on
NAMKCOR: there is no need to mudsling
NAMKCOR: the agenda accepts his past misdoings as we all move to create a better future
Firerain: Should this go to court, this information might, I don't know, slip.
NAMKCOR: all things pass and so too do the mistakes of a man
NAMKCOR: you hold no axe above our heads old man of the fire
Firerain: I'll let you know a secret.
Firerain: The real injustice is the doing of the Brute Squad.
Firerain: Be warned, they're planning. Something very big, and very treacherous.
NAMKCOR: we intend to combat our opponents on equal terms
Firerain: If they succeed your ranks will fall.
Firerain: But with said information of which I am the owner, it can be stopped.
NAMKCOR: we do not require vigilante help from a lawless mercinary to defeat our competition in honorable combat
NAMKCOR: your seedy tavern gossip is not welcome here
Firerain: Then it shall be your demise.
Firerain: I have already left the country, and this signal is being proxied through 8 different countries.
NAMKCOR: egads
NAMKCOR: are you some sort of hacker?
Firerain: My location is a well kept secret, taking me in will not be an easy task.
Firerain: I am a man of great technological....knowledge, you could say.
Firerain: 'Hacker' is a bit dramatic, don't you think?
NAMKCOR: you've recieved help from Wingard
NAMKCOR: I should have known as much
Firerain: Ah, yes. My one loose end.
Firerain: He's already been taken care of.
NAMKCOR: Wingard is no more?
Firerain: Wingard has gone...away.
Firerain: You see, I knew I couldn't trust him. He was like me.
Firerain: If offered a better deal, he would've sold me out in a heartbeat.
NAMKCOR: I cannot trust the word of a man so obviously twisted by the weight of his years on earth.
Firerain: Humanity, the bottom-feeders of all life. But, there is yet hope. A glimmering light known as Homosexual Agenda.
Firerain: Although I would like to see change, I am overcome with self-need.
NAMKCOR: that hope will shine without need of backwards and diabolic plots in the shadows
NAMKCOR: your information, and your business, are not welcome here!
Firerain: So be it.
Firerain: Your ranks will fall. The so called 'leaders of peace', Joy, Grafikal and Zylos, will stand over your rotting corpses.
NAMKCOR: we shall see.
Firerain: Although you have declined my offer, a certain third-party is employing capable agents.
Firerain: I'd keep a close eye on your servers, NAMKCOR.
Firerain: Oh, and I'd ask how your partner, Tommy, is doing.
NAMKCOR: Empty threats, old man.  Empty threats.
Firerain: Such arrogance. Eyes wide shut, eyes wide shut.
NAMKCOR: enough! I shall have no more of this discussion!
Firerain: You've had plenty of chances to leave, but you did not.
Firerain: I know part of you is interested.
Firerain: Part of you loves having the upper hand against your opponent.
NAMKCOR: You contacted me, old man, in my own home.  You suggest I go out on the streets?
Firerain: You misinterpret.
Firerain: For now, our time together is coming to a close.
NAMKCOR: our advantage comes from our raw talent and ability to lead
NAMKCOR: not from some conpiracy behind the backs of all
NAMKCOR: go now
NAMKCOR: and take your proxies with you!
Firerain: I'll be in touch.
Firerain: If you change your mind, query this address. Tracing it will get you no where.
Firerain: Adieu, faggot. ~
* Firerain transmission end. *

[/spoiler]

This log of events tonight is all that I have.
If he was truly in league with Wingard, then there can be no limits to this threat.  Who is to say Mattsaysfooey, or even Kipe could be answering to this demon?

JUSTICE MUST BE DONE!

[firerain]

What the fuck? This isn't me. God damnit, I just KNOW Irock had something to do with this.

Fuck you guys.

[tSwitch]

You cannot hide behind your old age, demon!

[firerain]

Lame attempt, bros. Better luck next time. This is hardcore feeble.

[Grafikal]

lol

[tSwitch]

The only thing feeble here is your attempted defense.
The Homosexual Agenda knows the truth and will stop at nothing to see justice prevail!

[Grafikal]

To infinity and beyond!

[tSwitch]

If you were taking this seriously at all grafikal you'd be ousting your traitor as we speak!

[Irock]

In 23 hours none of this will have happened. None of this will matter.

[haloOfTheSun]

In 23 hours none of this will have happened. None of this will matter.

Bulltalk.

[Irock]

In 23 hours none of this will have happened. None of this will matter.

Bulltalk.

Where were you when they needed you?

[haloOfTheSun]

What are you talking about

[Irock]

What are you talking about

The moose in cahoots with the loosedog.

[Zylos]

Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, someone's in troubblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

[haloOfTheSun]

I'll just ban everyone. That'll solve the problem. I'll start with Irock >

[Zylos]

Wha? But I bribed you not to kick me off the teams and let Brute Squad win. ;-;

[tSwitch]

CONSPIRACY!

[EvilM00s]

Something was said about a M00s? You wanna dance, eh?

[Nightwolf]

This is lol. Even if Fire actually did do this, he is obviously joking.
He doesn't talk like that..

[firerain]

yeah fuck BS you will all die

no but seriously, ain't me

[Tsunokiette]

There appears to be trouble in river city... O-o

[stageico]

This is far more than just petty trouble my friend. Far more than a conspiracy. It is, and will remain a threat to the development of the project titled "H.A." My personal suggestion is that legal action be taken upon the assailants. I would go as far as to call them terrorists. Raise the alert, and change the color code to RED.