You want some of this bitch?

[firerain]

The name is Anteater. I'm a mammal in central and south america and hating it. I do sex and eating for my species. I have the best mouth in the world and wouldn't trade it for anything. Ant eating is my life. I eat and sometimes sleep and scratch my belly. I am an insectivore which means i don't take drugs or alcohol. I have a mate but you can change that . Get to know me.

[Irock]

I'm Jaguar, and I tend to be ferocious. One look toward me and things can be atrocious.

You know by now that it's not a good idea to take a nap, cause I can sneak up and have you dead just like that.

South America is the field in which we fight. 24/7 baby, the conditions are right.

Not only am I the coolest cat in town, I can pick up and trace every damn sound.

So eat your ants 'n fuck Marilyn Manson. I'll kill you and make sure you never have a grandson.

[Dwarra?]

HOLD ON MOTHER FUCKERS IT'S A BEAR PARTY NOW.
I'M NOT A DOUCHE LIKE THAT OTHER FAG COW.
I'LL RIP YOU A NEW FUCKHOLE AND BEARLY FIT IN.
FIGHT WITH ME MOTHERFUCKER AND ITS I WHO SHALL WIN.

[Arrow]

'Sup y'all I'm a duck and I don't give a fuck, I run bitches over with my semi-truck.
I got a pimp-ass coat of snowy white feathers, makes all yo shit run off like stormy weatha.
I got a kickin' bill to spit my rhymes, they so ill, make you gonna need a pill, to-get-ova da chills, hellz yea you will,
and then you gonna come back fo mo, cuz I'm a fuckin' DUCK and that's how we play it.

Ho.

[haloOfTheSun]

I'M CORN

[Tsunokiette]

*picture of corn*

I'M CORN

Halo, have I ever told you that I love you? <3   lol

[firerain]

*picture of corn*

I'M CORN

Halo, have I ever told you that I love you? <3   lol

[Arrow]

[fthmdg]

Fuck all you guys, I'm a platypus. I'll straight fuck your day up, srsly. I have poison spurs on its back feet. My venom can make a person hella sick and is strong enough to kill a dog.