1. Soul of the Unicorn - turn into a unicorn; increased stats across the board for three
(?) turns (Okay, Kim Jon-il's true self is probably a unicorn. So why not?)
2. Starcraft Mindfuck - decreases the DEF of one enemy (Or some other morale related stat. If I'm a reincarnation of a Korean guy, I better be able to spontaneously start up a starcraft match and then completely own at it.) (Or, if you don't want to do that, call it intense stare or something. Because I personally wouldn't want to be the staring end of this guy.
3. Replacement - refill health to 75% (The idea is that we're getting a replacement me. To balance this out, maybe I don't have as much health or can only do this a limited number of times?)
Alright, I think I went a little overboard, so tweak whatever needs to be if it's too unbalanced. As for sprites:
the above is made from backwater's generator and with the aid of my own shitty editing (just the glasses), and here's a unicorn from right here on RMRK:
So yes. There it all is.