kingdom of magic

Gate of light was the most original and amazing RPG ever. No game could ever beat it.

I just played this and...

I was amazed.

hey it's funny how bad topics like these actually attract lots of attention

anyway, that guy's reputation got ruined in the first three posts.

wait is he banned yet

Nopes, but he got -3 rep.

If he only listened...but oh well. That is his fate.

Oh wait, they are now -4.

oh wait i gotta find my facepalm pic

where the hell is it. I think ill try this game out for some reason
EDIT: found it

Oh poor Samus.

She is really disappointed.

I played this game and it was good but...
the creator's reputation and personality is not.

He's just being an jerk to attract attention, or something like that.

Or perhaps he is just too awesome that the awesomeness is coming out as jerkiness?

Here's some none attacking criticism, if your still here. I would use a Ten rating system but since this game was made to obviously be for the lolz or to test something out or improve a little thing, I'm halving it.

Graphics [3/5]
Your maps are decent. I of course haven't mapped anything much myself and I need to take tutorials on it, but it looked decent. RTP = lolz, and that's about it. I gave a 3 to this because I was actually amazed at the decent mapping skills. You have room to improve on this.

Sound [Not even bothering]

Story [0/5 being serious, 2/5 for any lolz]
It was cute and random for all the noobish speak and the random forum names and shit, so I'll give you a two? I guess? Also, take some time, not like OMG I HAVE TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING ELSE TO STUDY THIS to fix your grammar, if your going for lolzy, don't put serious grammar as much as you did with a few typos. Hopefully you'll check and fix your grammar on your actual, serious game.

Enjoyment [LOLZ]


Now, as you said, this game was crap because you know it is crap and you made it to be shit. But, the mapping is pretty decent so that's a plus side. The only problem I have with you is your attitude, so here's my advice.

If you do shitty, random, I'm bored lolz game, and someone replies to the topic degrading it, just ignore it. Why do you give a fuck when you didn't give a fuck putting much effort in to the game?

And if someone says; "lol why did you post this here it's probably the worst piece of shit on the planet LOL" just either A] Don't reply back, or B] Reply back just agreeing and that's it, no "witty" comebacks. Either way, your posting a shitty game you know sucks so your going to ripped for it but you should just not care or reply back when the game itself is not worth getting bad rep, which is... well, almost too late.

You have a chance to redeem yourself with your serious project, if you actually have one and are wanting to post it when you feel like it's ready, be sure to take some time setting up the topic to be presentable if you want people to play your serious game.

By the way, I might forget this since I'm majorly fucking tired. I guess I'm mello, so if anyone agrees/disagrees with what I said, I'll probably forget anyways unless I look back. X3

I kinda look forward to seeing what you can do, serious wise.

yeah the only good part about the game was the graphics/mapping, the mapping might've been too good if it was for lolz.

kingdom of magic? What have I been missing D:

kingdom of magic? What have I been missing D:

a lot

This sucks Monkey ass . . . .sucks monkey ass.  There's my review of this ~

Why is this still unlocked ;o

Most if not all of the comments are sarcastic or hate lol, and the first post is retarded. Just leave a note for the kid that he can contact a mod to get it unlocked or something if he actually feels like it .____.

To close this amusing topic, I feel it's appropriate to give one last critical opinion of the game.

Spoiler for:

This is what I think of it. Have a good day sir.

I think I'm going to throw random animals in front of crap from now on to insult people.


You snailcrap of a something or other.