kingdom of magic

[phillip1756]

 sorry i tohught i'd uploaded the demo of my game realm of zurinia,this is actually my fiished game,kingdom of magic,soz



http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C6PBXWYM

[Grafikal]

WOW HEY HOW ABOUT YOU TELL US ABOUT IT?!?!

why doesn't anyone understand that concept? OH HAI GUYZ PLAY DIS GAME I JUS MADE UP ITZ SUPER COOL AND ITZ A SECRET UNTIL U PLAYZ IT .......

[phillip1756]

WOW HEY HOW ABOUT YOU TELL US ABOUT IT?!?!

why doesn't anyone understand that concept? OH HAI GUYZ PLAY DIS GAME I JUS MADE UP ITZ SUPER COOL AND ITZ A SECRET UNTIL U PLAYZ IT .......

it's not really cool,abit crappy actually,my better game may be coming out soon,but that'll be a game that you by and stop calling me dumb and dumbass you stonin' little arsehole

[Grafikal]

what's a stonin'

[phillip1756]

what's a stonin'

stonin' is the shortened version of stoning if you're smart enough to know what that means

[Grafikal]

lol, well dur, |in'| almost always means |ing|

i was asking more or less how that meant anything. Without your accent you called me a "Stoning Little Asshole", which makes no sense. Little asshole, sure, I can appreciate an insult (not very original, but at least you tried), but what is a stoning? Last I heard what a stoning was, was being stoned to death. Which is a verb and not a adjective. Plus I'm obviously not from your country, so your language shinanigans means nothing to me at all. Insults work better when they make sense.

and i called you a dumbass, well...because you are. I don't even remember where i called you a dumbass, but if you say i did, i believe it. You probably deserved it. I tend to call 'em as i see 'em. (see what i did there with the |'|? i used the |'| to turn |them| into |'em|. Tricky. Right? I thought so)

[phillip1756]

lol, well dur, |in'| almost always means |ing|

i was asking more or less how that meant anything. Without your accent you called me a "Stoning Little Asshole", which makes no sense. Little asshole, sure, I can appreciate an insult (not very original, but at least you tried), but what is a stoning? Last I heard what a stoning was, was being stoned to death. Which is a verb and not a adjective. Plus I'm obviously not from your country, so your language shinanigans means nothing to me at all. Insults work better when they make sense.

and i called you a dumbass, well...because you are. I don't even remember where i called you a dumbass, but if you say i did, i believe it. You probably deserved it. I tend to call 'em as i see 'em. (see what i did there with the |'|? i used the |'| to turn |them| into |'em|. Tricky. Right? I thought so)

stoning is when you do weed,anyway,can we stop this,it's getting annoying

[Holkeye]

This is horrible.

[Grafikal]

did he call me a weed little asshole ._.   (what is that?)

This is horrible.

Yes :/



I take it no one picks up on my tough love here. I tend to scold the newbies for making shitty posts so that they learn faster not to do it, so that they can make better posts that attract the right kind of attention that they should be looking for while creating games, but somehow it just never works that way and always starts an argument

[Karo Rushe]

This topic Sucks . . . . No Story and a person who has bad grammar and think he's smarter than anyone. I say we throw him to the Dungeons!!!!!

[phillip1756]

This topic Sucks . . . . No Story and a person who has bad grammar and think he's smarter than anyone. I say we throw him to the Dungeons!!!!!

shut up you stupid street living prostitue

[Grafikal]

HAHA, uhoh NO YOU DIDN'T. Now I feel bad for you, Phil.

[Falcon]

God, and I thought Billy Bullshit was fucking stupid.

This may help you: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,22380.0.html

Also, if you can't even type in English, no one will even bother to download your game.

[phillip1756]

God, and I thought Billy Bullshit was fucking stupid.

This may help you: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,22380.0.html

Also, if you can't even type in English, no one will even bother to download your game.

your da one who's stupid you cowcrap of a moderator

[Grafikal]

*sigh*

Unfortunately I think he actually WANTS to be banned.

Phillip, I'm surprised Falcon even decided to help you and didn't just delete this or move this post to the trash. You're kind of just a dick now.

[Falcon]

He caught me in a good mood.

I'm totally thinking this is one of the mods just screwing with us.

We should all download his demo and prepare to laugh our asses off, it should be the worst piece of shit ever conceived.

[Grafikal]

Nah, I don't think he's some other mod. Phil's too incompetent. Not to say some of our mods can't be sometimes lol. But not so much about this shinanigans.

[Kebin]

I can't spare any of my 288gb to download it, so uh lol


Also phillip you're an idiot. HERPA DERP LET'S POTS A GAEM WIT NOE INFO LULZ IM SUCK A REBULL LOLLLLL

your da one who's stupid you cowcrap of a moderator

you must be black

[phillip1756]

He caught me in a good mood.

I'm totally thinking this is one of the mods just screwing with us.

We should all download his demo and prepare to laugh our asses off, it should be the worst piece of shit ever conceived.

it is crap,didn't you read what i posted about it,this is a crap game,i got bored because the project im working on is massive and not finished so i decided make a crap rushed one and upload it

[Falcon]

They why the hell did you post it? If we all play your crap game, no one will try your massive project.

[phillip1756]

I can't spare any of my 288gb to download it, so uh lol


Also phillip you're an idiot. HERPA DERP LET'S POTS A GAEM WIT NOE INFO LULZ IM SUCK A REBULL LOLLLLL

your da one who's stupid you cowcrap of a moderator

you must be black

my dad is black and also you are really crap at words what does 'HERPA DERP' and all that other crap mean?

[strike]

You make a stupid post then get when we call it stupid? It's hilarious how retarded you are.

[Grafikal]

He caught me in a good mood.

I'm totally thinking this is one of the mods just screwing with us.

We should all download his demo and prepare to laugh our asses off, it should be the worst piece of shit ever conceived.

it is crap,didn't you read what i posted about it,this is a crap game,i got bored because the project im working on is massive and not finished so i decided make a crap rushed one and upload it

You do realize that essentially we were trying to tell you to make a more serious post. Regardless of whether it sucks or not. You posted it here so obviously you wanted feedback. How can we give you feedback if you don't even take your game seriously. What's the point? The point is in what Falcon generously posted for you. What you did was EXACTLY what Modern Algebra imitated in that topic. We don't really give a shit if you rushed or not, either way, you wanted some sort of attention. The attention obviously wasn't for your game because if it was, you would have cared enough to post some sort of information about it.

I can't spare any of my 288gb to download it, so uh lol


Also phillip you're an idiot. HERPA DERP LET'S POTS A GAEM WIT NOE INFO LULZ IM SUCK A REBULL LOLLLLL

your da one who's stupid you cowcrap of a moderator

you must be black

my dad is black and also you are really crap at words what does 'HERPA DERP' and all that other crap mean?

It's fucking gibberish. It doesn't mean shit. He's making fun of you for talking/writing like a dumbass.

[phillip1756]

You make a stupid post then get when we call it stupid? It's hilarious how retarded you are.

what's that? you wanna get married to your mother? i didn't need to know that dude,now excuse me wjilst i introduce my breakfast to my feet

[Grafikal]

It's hilarious how retarded you are.

[phillip1756]

He caught me in a good mood.

I'm totally thinking this is one of the mods just screwing with us.

We should all download his demo and prepare to laugh our asses off, it should be the worst piece of shit ever conceived.

it is crap,didn't you read what i posted about it,this is a crap game,i got bored because the project im working on is massive and not finished so i decided make a crap rushed one and upload it

i'll post info for my good project,when it's finished,that'll be a few months or weeks,it's a big game,or do you want info on that now? seeing as you are all so bloody demanding

You do realize that essentially we were trying to tell you to make a more serious post. Regardless of whether it sucks or not. You posted it here so obviously you wanted feedback. How can we give you feedback if you don't even take your game seriously. What's the point? The point is in what Falcon generously posted for you. What you did was EXACTLY what Modern Algebra imitated in that topic. We don't really give a shit if you rushed or not, either way, you wanted some sort of attention. The attention obviously wasn't for your game because if it was, you would have cared enough to post some sort of information about it.

I can't spare any of my 288gb to download it, so uh lol


Also phillip you're an idiot. HERPA DERP LET'S POTS A GAEM WIT NOE INFO LULZ IM SUCK A REBULL LOLLLLL

your da one who's stupid you cowcrap of a moderator

you must be black

my dad is black and also you are really crap at words what does 'HERPA DERP' and all that other crap mean?

It's fucking gibberish. It doesn't mean shit. He's making fun of you for talking/writing like a dumbass.

[Falcon]

Better to get married to your mother than getting married to your sister, which I assume is what your father did.

[Grafikal]

haha, did he seriously just quote my entire post for no reason? what a waste of space.

[phillip1756]

Better to get married to your mother than getting married to your sister, which I assume is what your father did.

what was that i couldn't here,i was too busy doing...better things and not wasting my life on copying people's disses and just changing em slightly like ur doing

[Grafikal]

YOU CAN HEAR WORDS?! OMG I WANT YOUR SUPERPOWER!

[phillip1756]

YOU CAN HEAR WORDS?! OMG I WANT YOUR SUPERPOWER!

i would give you super powers,but i can't coz if you within a 5 metres of me i'll catch aids

[Grafikal]

are you saying i have a big dick? because i think you are. thanks dude.

[Kathryn]

Thank you for helping out grafikal, man. His self-esteem has been on the downlow lately

[Falcon]

what was that i couldn't here,i was too busy doing...better things and not wasting my life on copying people's disses and just changing em slightly like ur doing

Better things? You mean having gay sex with Grafikal?

[phillip1756]

what was that i couldn't here,i was too busy doing...better things and not wasting my life on copying people's disses and just changing em slightly like ur doing

Better things? You mean having gay sex with Grafikal?

no i mean working on the good game im making

[Falcon]

Lol.

Why don't you post some screenshots or info about your "good game".

[Dwarra?]

Hey fuck all of you guys, I played the demo for this and it was seriously the best game I have ever played. So all of you faggot nerds can shut da fuck up, this is the best game ever!!!!

[Sophist]

One of my personal heroes once said:

"A man once said that a thousand monkeys banging on a thousand typewriters would eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the internet, we know this is not true."

I think it applies here more than any other topic on the forum.

[phillip1756]

Hey fuck all of you guys, I played the demo for this and it was seriously the best game I have ever played. So all of you faggot nerds can shut da fuck up, this is the best game ever!!!!

really,i don't think it's that good

[Dwarra?]

Hey fuck all of you guys, I played the demo for this and it was seriously the best game I have ever played. So all of you faggot nerds can shut da fuck up, this is the best game ever!!!!

really,i don't think it's that good

Don't be so modest, this game is orgasmic.

[phillip1756]

Hey fuck all of you guys, I played the demo for this and it was seriously the best game I have ever played. So all of you faggot nerds can shut da fuck up, this is the best game ever!!!!

really,i don't think it's that good

Don't be so modest, this game is orgasmic.

now you're are really creeping me out

[Dwarra?]

Hey fuck all of you guys, I played the demo for this and it was seriously the best game I have ever played. So all of you faggot nerds can shut da fuck up, this is the best game ever!!!!

really,i don't think it's that good

Don't be so modest, this game is orgasmic.

now you're are really creeping me out

NO IT IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP

[phillip1756]

Hey fuck all of you guys, I played the demo for this and it was seriously the best game I have ever played. So all of you faggot nerds can shut da fuck up, this is the best game ever!!!!

really,i don't think it's that good

Don't be so modest, this game is orgasmic.

why is it the best game ever?
now you're are really creeping me out

NO IT IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Dwarra?]

Boy you wanna say something you say it LOUD and you say it PROUD.
YOU NEED TO GET THE RESPECT YOU DESERVE FOR THIS GAME.

[Miss Nile]

Are you posting this game here just to insult people like that?

Honestly, those people you are insulting are just trying to help you. There are rules in this area of the forum, so you must read them and follow them. If you want people to play your project, they must at least see an example of what you did, like some screenshots, the story, the characters. Personally, when I come across any project, I look at the screenshots and the story first, to check whether this game really deserves my time and internet. But if you post "hi ppl, i made a game would you play it" with a link, I am sure nobody will be interested at all, especially if it's from someone with poor grammar and who insults people around.

Honestly, if you posted your project well from the beginning, and didn't insult the people who were trying to help you, we could have respected you a little. But this is just stupid.

[Dwarra?]

Are you posting this game here just to insult people like that?

Honestly, those people you are insulting are just trying to help you. There are rules in this area of the forum, so you must read them and follow them. If you want people to play your project, they must at least see an example of what you did, like some screenshots, the story, the characters. Personally, when I come across any project, I look at the screenshots and the story first, to check whether this game really deserves my time and internet. But if you post "hi ppl, i made a game would you play it" with a link, I am sure nobody will be interested at all, especially if it's from someone with poor grammar and who insults people around.

Honestly, if you posted your project well from the beginning, and didn't insult the people who were trying to help you, we could have respected you a little. But this is just stupid.

Everyone's attacking him because they're so jealous of how amazing this game is. If you assholes can't understand his genius then you can go fuck yourselves. This is literally the best game I have ever played, and I will stand by that statement until the end.

[Falcon]

Alright, it sounds like I need to give this a shot if Sword thinks so highly of it.

[Kebin]

I played it and this is certainly no Gate of Light. Stop being a gay sword

[Falcon]

It certainly is no gate of light. But it's good enough for me to consider it for Project of the Month.

[Dwarra?]

I played it and this is certainly no Gate of Light. Stop being a gay sword

Hey Gate Of Light was a great game, but it's outdated. This game is top of the line.

[Falcon]

Gate of light was the most original and amazing RPG ever. No game could ever beat it.

[Miss Nile]

I just played this and...

I was amazed.

[Lazer Ki]

hey it's funny how bad topics like these actually attract lots of attention

anyway, that guy's reputation got ruined in the first three posts.

wait is he banned yet

[Miss Nile]

Nopes, but he got -3 rep.

If he only listened...but oh well. That is his fate.

Oh wait, they are now -4.

[Lazer Ki]

oh wait i gotta find my facepalm pic

where the hell is it. I think ill try this game out for some reason
EDIT: found it

[Miss Nile]

Oh poor Samus.

She is really disappointed.

[Lazer Ki]

I played this game and it was good but...
the creator's reputation and personality is not.

He's just being an jerk to attract attention, or something like that.

[Miss Nile]

Or perhaps he is just too awesome that the awesomeness is coming out as jerkiness?

[Redwyn]

Here's some none attacking criticism, if your still here. I would use a Ten rating system but since this game was made to obviously be for the lolz or to test something out or improve a little thing, I'm halving it.

Graphics [3/5]
Your maps are decent. I of course haven't mapped anything much myself and I need to take tutorials on it, but it looked decent. RTP = lolz, and that's about it. I gave a 3 to this because I was actually amazed at the decent mapping skills. You have room to improve on this.

Sound [Not even bothering]

Story [0/5 being serious, 2/5 for any lolz]
It was cute and random for all the noobish speak and the random forum names and shit, so I'll give you a two? I guess? Also, take some time, not like OMG I HAVE TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING ELSE TO STUDY THIS to fix your grammar, if your going for lolzy, don't put serious grammar as much as you did with a few typos. Hopefully you'll check and fix your grammar on your actual, serious game.

Enjoyment [LOLZ]


Now, as you said, this game was crap because you know it is crap and you made it to be shit. But, the mapping is pretty decent so that's a plus side. The only problem I have with you is your attitude, so here's my advice.

If you do shitty, random, I'm bored lolz game, and someone replies to the topic degrading it, just ignore it. Why do you give a fuck when you didn't give a fuck putting much effort in to the game?

And if someone says; "lol why did you post this here it's probably the worst piece of shit on the planet LOL" just either A] Don't reply back, or B] Reply back just agreeing and that's it, no "witty" comebacks. Either way, your posting a shitty game you know sucks so your going to ripped for it but you should just not care or reply back when the game itself is not worth getting bad rep, which is... well, almost too late.

You have a chance to redeem yourself with your serious project, if you actually have one and are wanting to post it when you feel like it's ready, be sure to take some time setting up the topic to be presentable if you want people to play your serious game.

By the way, I might forget this since I'm majorly fucking tired. I guess I'm mello, so if anyone agrees/disagrees with what I said, I'll probably forget anyways unless I look back. X3

I kinda look forward to seeing what you can do, serious wise.

[Lazer Ki]

yeah the only good part about the game was the graphics/mapping, the mapping might've been too good if it was for lolz.

[Esmeralda]

kingdom of magic? What have I been missing D:

[Lazer Ki]

kingdom of magic? What have I been missing D:

a lot

[Karo Rushe]

This sucks Monkey ass . . . .sucks monkey ass.  There's my review of this ~

[Grafikal]

Why is this still unlocked ;o

Most if not all of the comments are sarcastic or hate lol, and the first post is retarded. Just leave a note for the kid that he can contact a mod to get it unlocked or something if he actually feels like it .____.

[Zylos]

To close this amusing topic, I feel it's appropriate to give one last critical opinion of the game.

[spoiler]

This is what I think of it. Have a good day sir.[/spoiler]

[Moss.]

I think I'm going to throw random animals in front of crap from now on to insult people.


You snailcrap of a something or other.