Flavor Tripping

The "miracle fruit" (Sideroxylon dulcificum if you want to get all scientific about it), is a cranberry-sized West African berry that that numbs your sour and bitter tastebuds for a couple of hours after eating it. That means that everything that used to taste sour now tastes sweet. After eating one stout beers taste like chocolate milkshakes, grapefruits taste like pixie sticks, cheeses taste like frosting, it will make even the crappiest tequila taste like lemonade.

The freeze-dried tablets are really hard to get outside of Asia, but I am fully interested. If anyone is here from Asia and could send me some, I'll pay you for it.

Seriously.

Do it.

You wikiquote, I wikiquote

However, in many countries they can be purchased over the internet.

LOL, Don't try that though.
I don't think there are any in India (India comes under Asia, yes)
Also: This is friggin sweet. A fruit that gives you pleasure.

that sounds awesome.

I suddenly want some of this.

Illusions? It'll probably be banned sooner or later.

it will make even the crappiest tequila taste like lemonade.

Lemonade is sour though

Yes, but some people make sweet lemonade. They add some x-tra sugar.

It's usually sour ;-;

me too : o

There would be a huge market for this I'm sure- changing the flavors of things? Come ON. Imagine how much healtheir people would eat if broccoli and carrots and corn didn't taste like crap!

I WANT ONE.

me too : o

There would be a huge market for this I'm sure- changing the flavors of things? Come ON. Imagine how much healtheir people would eat if broccoli and carrots and corn didn't taste like crap!

You're very old and about to die.

Whats the point of it now, Wily?

me too : o

There would be a huge market for this I'm sure- changing the flavors of things? Come ON. Imagine how much healtheir people would eat if broccoli and carrots and corn didn't taste like crap!

I actually find those vegetables tasty and enticing. ^^

I actually like corn and carrots

they're like, the only vegetables i eat that aren't romaine lettuce ;o;

Spoiler for:

That's actually pretty much it. Is a potato a vegtable? I have no idea ^^;

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EDIT: You can tell the miracle berry things would be great at a party.

http://www.miraclefruit.co.uk/buy.html 

You can get it fresh, powdered or freeze-dried.

If someone from the UK could order these and ship them to me. I would pay you for the entire process, and throw in a little extra just for the effort.