How to be a celebrity.

http://www.e4.com/wtf/animations/how-to-celebrity.html
Catchy.

Here's a handy guide to becoming a celeberity, all you have to do is follow these stepw with me.
You'll be in the know, probably get your own show.
If you're standing sit down cause here we go.
First you need to cover yourself in beetroot, roll around in the ground and film it in youtube.
Mime along do a song, Set fire to your dong.
If you don't have a dong you're doing it wrong.
Write your own biography even though you're only three.
Get booked into the priory, leave again in time for tea.
Shag a few footballers, sell your story to who calls first.
Do a reality tv show, show the world what you don't know.
Cause it pays to be stupid, pays to be stupid, pays to be stupid, pasfaslf jskfhs sdjfhaskljf.

weebl delivers again   

He's good.

this one is catchy too http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Electro+Gypsy/

There was also something about Pork that goes something like :
"Pork, it's the meat of kings." and "Veggies get wedgies couse meat can't be beat."

The newest one was about Waffles.

the waffles one is alright but it's not as catchy, the pork one was good, also leventhan I didn't know that was you D: