For a contest, I've submitted this
epic fail AWESOME FUCKIN' GAME to be a contestant, and now I'm making it available to this community!
In the mystic seas of planet BALLSAX, our planet's defender, Cockmeister, has awaken to find that he has mysteriously ended up on a pirate ship. The pirates on the ship greet him cheerfully, including Captain Lamebeard and that sexy lass, Pirate Chick. SUDDENLY, the ship is set rocking as a cannon ball hits the ship. The attacker is none other than the most EEEEVIL pirate to have ever sailed the TWENTY FUCKBILLION seas, Captain Schlongbeard.
With his evil army of TFBN Niggers and his pet Flatuo Butt Bubba, Schlongbeard plans on taking Lamebeard's ship and stealing his booty (both literally and figuratively). With no one else to turn, the good pirates convince Cockmeister to venture to the enemy ship and defeat Captain Schlongbeard. Will he be able to do it? WHO KNOWS!?
Characters:
Name: Cockmeister
Race: PURPEL PENUS
Class: Paladin guy
Bio: Cockmeister is the hero of this game. He is a member of a race that is almost extinct, and is probably the last of his kind. He is gifted with the power to slice things with a sword and use the power of his nob head to unleash a burst of energy. Cockmeister enjoys kicking people's asses, reading porn magazines, banging one of his collection of whores, and eating cheeseburgers.
Name: Captain Schlongbeard
Race: EEEEVIL Guy
Class: Evil Pirate
Bio: Captain Schlongbeard is one of the fearsomoust pirates to have ever sailed the TWENTY FUCKBILLION seas. He spends his time raiding other ships and stealing people's booty.
Name: Captain Lamebeard
Race: RTP person
Class: Pirate Captain
Bio: Captain Lamebeard is a lame pirate who sails the seas just for fun. He is of little importance and just runs the ship and stuff.
Name: Pirate Chick
Race: Hot RTP Person
Class: Sexy Pirate Chick
Bio: Pirate Chick is the only female member of Captain Lamebeard's crew. Upon first sight of cockmeister, she instantly fell in love with him, and wants to have sex with him as soon as Cockmeister defeats Captain Schlongbeard.
Name: TFBN Nigger(s)
Race: MIDJET
Class: TFBN
Bio: The TWENTY FUCKBILLION NIGGERS (TFBN) is an organization dedicated to hiring themselves to various villains. While they are not very strong, they usually come in massive numbers, making them a deadly threat to any hero. In this time around, they are working for Captain Schlongbeard, and are causing trouble.
Download:http://www.mediafire.com/?dez2njlc5lyScreenshots:
Features:> AWESOME Pixel Art. PIXEL ART IS AWESOME!
> AWESOME Gameplay!
> AWESOME Graphics!
> AWESOME In-depth storyline!
> AWESOME Features list containing stuff about the game that is complete bullshit!
Credits:- Nintendo (for music)
- Despain (for the nigger sprite)
- Whoever made that pirate chick.
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