5 Reasons why GuildB sucks

1. They Smell
2. The are just scripts, scripts, and more scripts.
3. They Smell.
4. They steal little kids from their parents in the hospital.
5. They Smell.

And they have snail penises too.

[21:24:33] Nouman: guild A doesn't even have a penis

5 Reasons Why Guild A Sucks

1. Their only decent members are a scripter, and Gilgamesh. And sure, I'll give Nouman mapping props. Everyone else is mostly incapable. We have a team that is strong all around.

2. Their team is one that is focused primarily on graphics. Looks don't make a game, and they certainly won't make yours any less of a pile of dog crap. You guys are the supermodel group of RMRK.

3. They downright suck at coming up with any decent comebacks, which only proves to me that they're simply not intelligent enough to undertake this and come up with a halfway decent game.

4. They're not even worth a 5th reason.

Guild A sucks because

1. No cute

2. No coffee

3. No Princess

4. No Prince

5. No love

those things make a game jftr

6.IROCK

I'M RIGHT FUCKING HERE, MALSON.

Guild A only needs one reason why they suck: Irock.

...Damn it. You know, everyone knew you had the fucking nuke, but then you had to have an ego trip. You had to drop it, just so you could show off how big your balls were. Thanks a lot, you went way too far.

Guild B has a whiny bitch on their team. *points to Atemu*

My nonexistent balls appreciate the compliment.


And I'm just a bitch, you're the whiner.

Guild B has a whiny bitch on their team. *points to Atemu*

At least she's a female whiny bitch. You have no excuse.

Also Arrow I don't count you as one of the token members on that team because you're just doodling enemies for them. Which isn't much, but they definitely need all the help they can get so I'm glad you're on board, pal.

My nonexistent balls appreciate the compliment.


And I'm just a bitch, you're the whiner.

No you are both, and you're fat.

My nonexistent balls appreciate the compliment.


And I'm just a bitch, you're the whiner.

No you are both, and you're fat.

And you're a kick toy.

No you are both, and you're fat.

They use your family tree for Christmas parties.

2. The are just scripts, scripts, and more scripts.

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OH GOD WHAT WILL WE DO WITH THIS OVER ABUNDANCE OF SCRIPTING TALENT!?

Our scripters, might, say, have to do things other than scripting. Which we totally can't do. Totally.

Can I stay out of the guild fights and stuffz? 

Spoiler for:

I love you all? T___T

GOLD TEAM GUILD A RULEZ!

Nouman, remember that episode of Spongebob?

Guild B has a whiny bitch on their team. *points to Atemu*

Guild A can't work on their game, their office is jam packed with your lips.

True, it is a bit crowded with Irock's huge gap taking up so much space, but as long as I'm in Guild A, we will kick ass!

True, it is a bit crowded with Irock's huge gap taking up so much space, but as long as I'm in Guild A, we will kick ass!

You'll only kick your own asses

True, it is a bit crowded with Irock's huge gap taking up so much space, but as long as I'm in Guild A, we will kick ass!

Zylos, we must make the best storyline possible

I'M RIGHT FUCKING HERE, MALSON.

Guild B doesn't have me or arrow or some of the good guys like Zylos and lol Nouman.

but we have irockman ;-;

I have contributed greatly to Guild A.

Edit: The policeman is supposed to show bravery, courage, and leadership. I'm not really a policeman.

I'll give Guild B one thing. They got a sex slave ;_;
I want a sex slave.

Other than that Guild A got alien technologies

You want a sex slave? What do you think Moo's on our team for?