Just my cat... well, actually it wasn't my cat. It was my neighbours cat. Actually, it wasn't their cat it was their kid. Actually, it wasn't the whole kid, just his left kidney. Actually, I didn't fix it I kind of broke it. Actually, I didn't break it I kind of minced it and sauted it. Actually, I broiled it and made it into pate' and had it on crackers at teatime this afternoon.
Have you ever typed so much bullshit that your fingers and ears bled pure crap?