Horray for fan service!!! xD
We now tune in for a special programing of tonights show, MingTV, featuring, the cast of CELESTIAS FERRUM!!!!!
*Clap clap clap*
<Ming>
Thank you everyone, welcome to the show.
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I have a bad feeling about this....
<Ming>
well everyone please welcome the star of the show, Avion, up tonight?
*Clap clap clap*
<Avion>
Whats up everyone?
<Ming>
Good evening Avion, So tell us, what do you think about yourself?
<Avion>
I'm just TOO cool for school! *Quite literally, Avion was home schooled most of his life, and for the most part, learned everything, including magic, by himself*
<Ming>
Why do you say that?
<Avion>
Because I've a GENIUS thats why! XD I learned everything by myself! and look at me NOW!
<Fukai>
Oh yeah, good GOING genius, you left me and Razril too live in a frikkin shack!
<Ming>
Please wait your turn miss Fukai ~_~
Thank you Avion, lets move on. Miss Miho?
<Miho>
Huh? whats going on here?
<Ming>
Good evning Miho, so, tell us, what do you think about Avion?
<Miho>
Why do you ask? And who are you?
<Ming>
......
<Miho>
Did I say something wrong? D:
<Ming>
N-no....please...just answer the question...
<Miho>
Oh, um....well, Avion is sweet, he's a nice guy.
<Ming>
Why do you feel that way?
<Miho>
well 2 years ago, he saved my life. I was on a boat stowed away to Razril, and the pirates who owned the ship caught me D:
But thats when Avion came in and saved me *w*
He beat up all the baddies xD
<Avion>
Well thats not really how it went down...but okays.... *really just paid the pirates off, but he did threaten them with a stick*
<Ming>
Okays, then, lets move on, Sakuran?
....... *looks around*
Sakuran??
....... *See's sakuran*
....ugh....
<Sakuran>
Huh? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES NO FREE FOOD!!!
<Ming>
Miss Sakuran...please...calm down.
<Sakuran>
HEY! You lied to me! I only came here becuase you told me there'd be food!!!
<Ming>
I never said that to you......
<Novia>
Huh? I didn't' do anything.
<Son Lee>
Free...food?
<Ming>
Please, theres no free food here, just calm down everyone.
<Sakuran>
Oh jeeze, a young beautiful girl like me needs food to grow up healthy you know?
<Ming>
Yes yes, I'm very sorry miss Sakuran, but can you just answer the question?
<Sakuran>
What is it?
<Ming>
please tell the audience what you think of Avion.
<Sakuran>
Whats there to tell? He's mine, we've already made out the plans to get married.
<Avion>
Woa! W-w-wa-what?? I never made any plans about that!
<Sakuran>
What are you talking about? The first thing I remember was waking up with you next to me, You asked me to marry me right there remember? *Avion was so tired from the night before of taking care of Sakuran all night, and having given Sakuran her bed, he slept by her side. When Sakuran opener her eyes for the first time, he was having a dream and in his sleep he whispered "Marry me"*
<Avion>
Wait what the hell? *Avion doesn't remember his dream, but Sakuran having lost all her memories before being taken in by Avion was born by that first accidental confession of love*
<Ming>
Um.....why don't we just move on, Miss Fukai?
......
oh not again....
<Fukai>
UGH! Those idiots! What the hell was I thinking even coming here! Gah, I hate that idiot! *She's referring to Avion, whome ever since his leaving of Razril, she has felt betrayed by his leave*
<Young>
Unbeleivable....Miss Fukai Ran off! Ugh, stupid idiot!
<Avion>
Wait, are you blaming ME for this???
<Young>
YES you worthless stupid imbecile. *Meet young, he's the knight's guild's private transfered Doctor*
<Avion>
!!!............ *Can't think of a come back*
<Ming>
I'm actually going to go on with this arn't I...?
<Novia>
Of course, my cute little sister's haven't gone yet, and of course, I still need to have some fun with my little bro there. *There is no blood relationship, Novia is just fucked up in the head* *oh, and btw, meet Novia, the bad guy*
<April>
Um...Maki? Why is that man staring at us funny?
<Maki>
hm...I wonder what I should get Young for Valentines day......
<Avion>
*still can't think of a comeback* What kindof doctor are you...?
<Young>
One with a gun damit, now hurry up and go find my lady Fukai.
<Fukai>
Their all idiots!!! UGH!! I should've never left Razril. *She's actaully known as the nicest angel in the world in Razril, she jsut can't stand Avion at all*
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Persevere.... WAIT< WTF!!! WHy's my name still a frikkin ? ? ? D:<
<Ming>
Well....I don't really like your name right now....and your kindof important to the story......
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I...hate...you...all...... *well anyways, meet Sou Hu*
<Frevella>
WAIT! This episode can't end yet! MAster was behind me in line and this is only my first line!!!
<Novia>
Now now Frevi, we just can't just always get what we want now can we?
<Son Lee>
I want....a meet bun....... *Btw, this is the queen of Xia, the largest country in Lilium, of course, she's in everyday cloths right now, so no one knows it's her xD SHHH!!! ^_~*
<Frevella>
Wait WHAT?? She was behind me too!!! Now she even gets a discription!!! You asshole Ming, I'll never work for you again!
<Ming>
I don't really want any more frames as it is....well, good night peoples......hope you stay tunned in for eps two, where we'll be asking a different question you guys can pick.
<Frevella>
Don't you DARE turn this thing off w/o introducing me!!!! *yes yes...meet Frevella, one of many...* I"M HIS BEST! *yes...Novia's best hench...* I"M NOT A FRIKKIN HENCHMEN!!!!
<Ming>
Well, we're all out of time today, tune in next time
<Frevella>
REMEBER MY NAME MORTALS!!! I AM THE LAW, I AM THE STRONGEST, I AM......
<Fin>
<Fukai>
They're all a bunch of idiots.