Lol, didn't you read what was before?
One day police caught a pokemon who was masturbating on the fence yesterday. The officer saw him and arrested him promptly, and cut off his thin dick. Then he took a garden hoe and killed himself. The penisless pokemon was already dead. He wasn't dead! (If I cut off you dick are ou dead then?) In essence, yes. (S?)he killed (her?)himself. Why should he?"
So the policeman killed himself! , If you can read proper english