It’s the little things that actually bother me more than the big things. Because they're much more frequent. Like that jackass that asks the clerk at the store 50 billion questions and holds up the line. Or that annoying little kid who doesn't shut up when you want him to.
It’s the things people say to me like, Mav make sure your hands are completely clean before you dry your hands on the towel. Well thanks dad I was planning on rubbing the rib-sauce on my hands off on the towel, THEN washing my hands.
Or the people who write long things about people on myspace or facebook, or msn, when you don't even have them added. Like for instance you see someone have HB DANIEL! and they don't have the person added. And like you look at someone’s profile and it’s got shit about your best-friend, and that person doesn't have myspace. Like wtf?
It’s the shit when you’re trying to sleep and your sister the next room over has her music just a bit too loud so you can hear it above your own. It’s when your room is just a bit too cold or a bit too hot. It’s when you want to have as much ice cream as you can so you don't have to share because it goes quick, when in fact it goes quick because you’re eating it too fast.
It’s the whole go to bed earlier, and wake up earlier even though you can't sleep. Its hearing all of the girls say you’re too good of a friend to lose. It’s those commercials on TV, geared towards single mothers when most likely single mothers are working. It’s those ads about helping third world children when you’re just as poor as them.
It’s smelling stinky feet and realizing it’s your own feet. It’s going to bed and waking up every single hour. It’s using up that last little bit of toilet paper. It’s realizing that the milk is almost empty, so you don't have enough to fill a glass. It's getting the last little bit of the pop bottle that has already gone flat.
It’s crying when there’s no one around. Its masterbating to sex you'll never have. It’s watching movies you'll never understand. It’s seeing people do stuff you can never accomplish. It’s getting beaten at something that doesn't matter. It’s the people talking just loud enough to block out the sound of the tele.
It’s commercials being louder than the show. Its movie being censored. It’s the neighbours abusing their dog. It’s the people speaking a language you don't understand. It’s the girl laughing at you to her friends across the room. It’s wanting a bigger penis. It’s being the butt-end of everyone’s jokes. It’s making the jokes at someone’s expense.
It’s choosing the wrong one of the two. It’s being un-cool. It’s buying bananas that good bad one week later. It’s getting a hollow ice cream. It’s pussing out at the last second. It’s waiting for someone when they never come. It’s seeing a movie that was a let-down.
It’s watching someone strive for attention. It’s watching the teacher bully the student.
And most importantly it’s the fact that this stuff happens every day.