~I'm blonde. Anyone know what that means?
~It means you're as dumb as a sack of potatoes?
~Yes, Jimmy, it means i'm as dumb as a sack of potatoes..
I'm blond, and I'm nowhere near as dumb as you.
And as for your questions, they've all been answered countless times before, if you can't even figure out the search feature you're pretty much fucked. I would say don't take what we're saying to heart, but I'd be lying. ;o
Oh, and I don't even think the "student teacher thingy" is still active, though I could be wrong.